Now that I have an olympic sized heated pool ...how do i go IN it ?
1. Ladder
2. Diving board
3. Have someone push you from behind
4. Deck yourself out with floaties, plug your nose, and take a running leap
5. Jump out of an airplane with a wingsuit and hope you have really good aim
6. In the arms of a cabana boy/girl (as you prefer)
Sparklekitty / Julie / Nerdy Little Secret (#42)
Roller derby - cycling - triathlon
VSG 2013, RNY conversion 2019 due to GERD. Trendweight here!
come swim w me smart GRRL ...free martinis 
. We'll check out potential " cabana boyzz " together :) I love to swim, but can I bring my doggies in the pool too? I think they'd look hilarious in those little floaties they make for puppies!
Sparklekitty / Julie / Nerdy Little Secret (#42)
Roller derby - cycling - triathlon
VSG 2013, RNY conversion 2019 due to GERD. Trendweight here!
Do you think your fat will displace the water? 
I can tell you that I am fat and went to the beach 5 times a week and nothing bad happened. Well, except for the guy from Atlanta who was wearing a Speedo and nearly poked my eye out because I was sitting on my low slung beach chair at just the wrong height! And he kept asking me if there was a place on the beach that he could be NUDE. He said, "nude" or "naked" about eight times in the span of about 20 minutes. I kept thinking, "Dude, I'm a chubby, married, middle aged woman. You really think I'm gonna get "nude" with you on a state park beach?" Then he paddled his Speedo'd hinder away and I went back to enjoying my section of the beach.
Yay for swimming, though, huh?! It's an awesome exercise, for sure. I just moved to a house on a beautiful lake and am looking forward to swimming my ass off, literally!
Avoid kemmerling, Green Bay, WI
Do you think your fat will displace the water?
I can tell you that I am fat and went to the beach 5 times a week and nothing bad happened. Well, except for the guy from Atlanta who was wearing a Speedo and nearly poked my eye out because I was sitting on my low slung beach chair at just the wrong height! And he kept asking me if there was a place on the beach that he could be NUDE. He said, "nude" or "naked" about eight times in the span of about 20 minutes. I kept thinking, "Dude, I'm a chubby, married, middle aged woman. You really think I'm gonna get "nude" with you on a state park beach?" Then he paddled his Speedo'd hinder away and I went back to enjoying my section of the beach.
Yay for swimming, though, huh?! It's an awesome exercise, for sure. I just moved to a house on a beautiful lake and am looking forward to swimming my ass off, literally!
I'm still trying to figure out how he nearly poked our eye out. 
And he was a close talker. 
How does your middle and thighs shaking keep you from going in the pool? I don't understand the question.
Kelly
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