For fun: HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU LOST?

 [I wrote this 7 or 8 years ago to try to help people with even small weight losses keep their loss in perspective and celebrate it. You may feel free to pass this along, but PLEASE! Give credit where credit is due! Thank you.]

How Much Weight Have You Lost?

Your weight loss =

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11½!)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’ 4½!)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

For example, a loss of 128 pounds means you’ve lost almost a newborn giraffe, or:
(10) dozen large eggs
(4) dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
(2) Chihuahuas
(2) Guinea pigs
****lephant penis
(1) average 2-year-old
(1) human head
(1) rack baby back ribs

and one final statistic: the average person laughs 15 times a day.
I hope I’ve done my part to keep that count up!

Two Bloodhounds and a human brain!!!

BETTE--I love this !!!!!

Will you please please please post this on the Texas forum????? My peeps will LOVE it too !! Tell them I sent you !!

For me..

I have lost:

A 2 month old horse, PLUS an Irish setter !!!

Edited to ask: Who the hell weighed an elephant's penis ???? All in the name of SCIENCE, I guess !!!!..AND...an elephant's PENIS weighs MORE than his HEART ??? Notice I said HIS ??????????...go figure...

 DONE!

Hmmm...an elephant's penis, an Irish Setter and two Chihuahuas...

I have lost a newborn giraffe. I love those little guys.

Cannot believe that I carried all of that on this body.

 150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
6 pounds = a human skin

 hell yeah, i've lost two elephant penises, goo me! 

I think I've found your penis' if you want them back.
ETA is it penis', penis's, penies, or peni?

 i like the sound of peni, lol.