I love love love CALAMARES ... yup... that stands for Squid in my native language ... Spanish=Calamares ... known to us as calamari also ....

As a matter of fact I LOVE LOVE LOVE sea food ... can you imagine in my country of origin seafood is staple and I hated it? did not care much for it other than lobster or shrimp up until after my surgery ... my goodness ... now I love seafood almost daily I am surprised my mercury levels are not off the chart ...

I love GRILLED CALAMARES ... and I LOVE LOVE LOVE Ceviche de Calamares ... like this...YUM! my favorite!!!  for purposes of my surgery we pre-cook the calamares...
 

BUT BUT BUT BUT.... YIKES... my friend just SHARE this with us ... OMG ... how true can this be? oh no!!! I am glad we gut the calamari out up this way but suppose... just supposing this were to happen ... YIKES!!!

Any other Calamari lover out there??? how crazy or gross is this... this poor woman ... what is the likelihood of this happening ... YIKES IT SOUNDS PAINFUL!!! and scary .... if true ... but but but ... I am having ceviche the calamares this evening though .... 


Jun 15, 2012 12:14pm    

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman’s Mouth

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Here’s one not for the squeamish: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth while dining in South Korea, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity" when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “*****ing" sensation.

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" lodged  in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth.  The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement" that attaches the sperm to a wall.

Not to worry, calamari lovers.  Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid’s internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf,  who writes the blog  Squid a Day,  published on Science 2.0.

Seafood, anyone?

Sounds like the sequel to Alien.

 LOL .. right? 

... and I thought the only problem was that it's sometimes a *****ewy when it's overcooked!

 Right? now they can literally do MORE than that!

LOVE Calamari! YUMMY!!! Meh...if she grows some in her mouth it will save her from having to purchase them for a while...lol.

Juls

You are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny .... ROFLMAO 

I knew it, I knew it.  I knew this was going to be about that.

The darn squid was only parcooked and (obviously) hadn't had the sperm sacks removed.  If I were this woman, I would expect compensation from the restaurant to at least pay the medical bills.

 I read more about this on the Huffington post ... I just had to pass on the ceviche de calamari for a minute ... I would definitely seek compensation too... that is just horrible ... it makes my skin crawl thinking about it...

Gross gross gross! So happy to be e vegetarian, no run ins with animal or sea life sperm.