THIGHPLASTY UNDER $10.00 (ten dollars)... (NOT TO OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED)

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE LEGS!!!.... AWESOME TIPS FOR THE LOOSE BITS ... 

I have been on here long enough for most to know that I love to sew and I just love to be creative be it with my brushes and canvas ... or on my sewing machines .. or with my weaves/wigs/lace fronts/full laces or braids .. or just being creative PERIOD ... I am pretty sure there is nothing new under the sun .. but I am wrapped like this ... artistically goofy LOL and I love love love to share my creative moments with my friends IRL and in cyberspace ... 

I shared before with you my upside down pantyhose for the batwings ... remember??? well how about this number here ...

CHECK IT OUT... ECONOMIC ... DOABLE... EASY PEASE ... AND LOOKS HAWT ... SANDA HOSE FOR THE LOOSE/WRINKLED/LUMPY/BUMPY/CELLULITE/SPIDER VEINS/ IN NEED OF SUPPORT BITS ON THE LEGS AND THIGHS....

HEY I HAVE BEEN GETTING TONS OF COMPLIMENTS AND HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE MASSIVE WEIGHT LOSS RENDERED MY THIGHS THE LUMPY APPEARANCE OF COTTAGE CHEESE IN SOME AREAS ... WHERE LOOSE SKIN, WRINKLES, DIMPLES, CELLULITE, STRETCH MARKS AND SPIDER VEINS TELL A TALE OF FEET THAT HAVE WALKED MANY MILES CARRYING UP TO A HIGHEST WEIGHT OF 327 POUNDS... AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH I HAVE SAVED UP FOR MY THIGHPLASTY BUT AM HAPPILY RELINQUISHING THE FUNDS AND SETTING THEM ASIDE FOR MY SISTER SHOULD THE NEED ARISE....

SHARING WITH YOU ...... MY VERSION OF WHAT I CALL SANDA-HOSE OR SLIPPER-HOSE IN THREE EASY STEPS....

You only need 3 items ...

1. Sheer support hose in your skin tone... the best brand for this that I have been using is Legg's Support hose (read SUPPORT NOT 'shaper') or make sure it is a SHEER SUPPORT HOSE IN YOUR SKIN TONE IN A BRAND THAT DOES NOT RUN .... this is the ONLY one I use....

 

2. Jobst IT-stays Body Adhesive roll on ... best brand on the market can get at Compression sales.com
 

3. Pair of sharp scissors...

THREE STEPS .. .EASY PEASY...
1. Take a pair of support hose and cut along the seam at the toes or just cut the toe part off but not pass the double fabric into the sheer nylon ... like this.. AND PUT THEM ON.... 
 

2. Put on the stockings with your toes exposed and at the base of your toes use the IT STAYS BODY ADHESIVE ROLL ON .. TO ROLL ACROSS THE EDGE OF THE STOCKINGS FROM TOP TO UNDER FEET...

3.. GET DRESSED!!!! AWESOME THIGHPLASTY WITH JUST A HOSE ... AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH THIS CRAZY ARSED SISTA IS GIVING UP HER THIGHPLASTY FUNDS TO A GOOD CAUSE ... MY SISTER IS IN THE FIGHT OF HER LIFE FOR HER LIFE AND I CAN DO JUST AS WELL WITH MY SANDA-HOSE!!!

And since I am a picture AW ... I will show you ME with my home concocted Sanda-Hose...
1. Cut hose .. got dressed... rolled the It-stays around the edges like this... see the edges?
 
 2. I put my slippers back on ... the hoses are sheer .. I ALWAYS wear them ... they are totally washable every night too... they come in packs of 3 pairs and I order tons of them and they last for-ever...
 
Done! I took a picture for my digital empowerment journal 'a picture a day keeps the pounds and the inches away' because I love love love tracking Snippets of my journey in pictures ... I guess these are sanda-slipper hoses LOL...
 
 They work with ANY open toed shoes ... peeps have had to touch my legs because they don't believe I have on an awesome MARTITALINDA GOOFY ARSED SANDA-HOSE!

 

and DON'T FORGET THE TIPS I SHARED ON HERE BEFORE ... the upside down downside up pantyhose... FOR THE BATWINGS AND LOOSE BITS ON THE ARMS...

Same principle ... this time you cut out the toes and the crotch .... slip the waistband over your head and stick your head through the crotch and your arms through the legs ... not to worry... it stretches and support and HIDES AND CONCEALS THE BATWINGS ... I even wore them after my modified brachioplasty because I had swelling for ages and still do... use It-Stays body adhesive roll-on or a bracelet or any finish to the edges at the wrist and voila ... INSTANT BRACHIOPLASTY WITH A PANTYHOSE ... WOOT!
 

Thank you for allowing me to share SNIPPETS of my journey ... and tips and tricks of a goofy old sista on the journey!!! 

 

LOOSE BITS...SAGGING.. HANGING..WRINKLING..DIMPLING..SPIDER VEINS ... IT SUPPORTS IT.. IT HOLDS IT IN WITH THE SAME COMPRESSION AS SPANX IMO .. I USED THESE SAME HOSES TO CONCEAL MY PANNUS PRIOR TO PANNICULECTOMY... BECAUSE I WENT SAGGING WHEN I SHRUNK FROM THIS ... MY BEFORE ... KEEPING ME FOCUSED ON MY PRESENT...
 

thanks for allowing me to share another goofy post ... snippets of my journey!!!

You are too creative! By the wat, you look great.

 Thank you Sue .... while it is not a one size fits ALL solution it has helped me a lot .. not for looks only but because I do need the support for my weak superficial veins especially since after work and hitting up the gym I usually am working extra hours doing someone's hair ... on my feet for hours at the end of the day ... I live in my support hoses ... they offer firm support with a sheer look and they really pull in my loose bits ... I love 'em!

 I never knew about that roll-on adhesive stuff.  I always relied on double-stick tape for my dressing needs, but this opens up everything!

Girl It-STAY ROCKS!!!! have you seen my strapless gowns and how awesomely they stay up all night long??? LOL .... it has MANY uses too ... can you believe I have used bits of it when sewing very sheer slippery fabrics? it works!!! and washes off with soap and warm water with no residue...

LOVE this Idea, but how do you prevent the sagging knees...the hose I mean not the skin.....no matter what I do or what size I buy the hose still sag and gap at my knees......

 Easy solution for that .... take the stay it and roll a horizontal and a vertical line across your knees and in the back where your leg creases ... pull your hose up tight .. make sure you have firm support ... when pulling your hose up pull the looser skin on your thigh upwards towards groin area ... pull the hose over belly/pannus to waistline ... rub a line of It-says across the waistband and across the upper thighs if you like ... it is transparent and it stays even if you sweat ... it does not pull at the skin when you remove your garment either and it is washed off with soap and warm water...  the stay it will keep your hose in place so it will not sag and gap at your knees ... get firm support or a size smaller if you can...

By the way, you are so cute in the short hair cut, but I also love the long waves!!!!

 Thank you! Gayle....

You are so creative and you look great.