B*TCHFest: yes, we CAN!
Okay, I like this idea of a b***chfest.
Here are mine;
1. My boss (HE apparently has PMS)
2. My teenage son (HE apparently knows everything)
3. My boss (HE apparently has a death wish)
4. My teenage daughter (SHE can text her friends a 100 times a day, but always 'forgets' to
text me where she is going)
5. My boss (HIS wife is a saint)
6. My dog (who apparently thinks he is the boss and is demanding I give him a treat)
7. My husband (who taught the dog this bad habit)
and mostly...
8. I am only 7 weeks post op and I FREAKING GAINED a pound this week. Please tell me how this is even GD possilbe?!?!
End of list
StaceyP
Here are mine;
1. My boss (HE apparently has PMS)
2. My teenage son (HE apparently knows everything)
3. My boss (HE apparently has a death wish)
4. My teenage daughter (SHE can text her friends a 100 times a day, but always 'forgets' to
text me where she is going)
5. My boss (HIS wife is a saint)
6. My dog (who apparently thinks he is the boss and is demanding I give him a treat)
7. My husband (who taught the dog this bad habit)
and mostly...
8. I am only 7 weeks post op and I FREAKING GAINED a pound this week. Please tell me how this is even GD possilbe?!?!
End of list
StaceyP
1) I cook dinner, clean up the mess I've made cooking. Why can't the hubby & daughter put their dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Its right next the the sink. It even has a green light that says clean or red light that says dirty. I know you can both read and neither are color blind.
2) Dirty socks anywhere but the dirty laundry. Please see offenders from #1. I've promised that the next dirty pair of socks I find are going to be ground up & included in their next meal. I think I'll make myself something else for dinner, thanks, lol.
3) the IRS. Need I say more.
4) again offenders from #1 & #2. If you have dirty laundry, please bring it to the laundry room and seperate it into the baskets that are color coordinated. This is for your own safety. I hate it when you bring me 86,000 loads and say you have nothing to wear. After I am done with above mentioned 86,000 loads of laundry, I wa**** I dry it, I hang it and I fold it. Now you put it away.
5) Bathrooms. I need one that is self cleaning.
I feel much better now. Thanks Bette.
2) Dirty socks anywhere but the dirty laundry. Please see offenders from #1. I've promised that the next dirty pair of socks I find are going to be ground up & included in their next meal. I think I'll make myself something else for dinner, thanks, lol.
3) the IRS. Need I say more.
4) again offenders from #1 & #2. If you have dirty laundry, please bring it to the laundry room and seperate it into the baskets that are color coordinated. This is for your own safety. I hate it when you bring me 86,000 loads and say you have nothing to wear. After I am done with above mentioned 86,000 loads of laundry, I wa**** I dry it, I hang it and I fold it. Now you put it away.
5) Bathrooms. I need one that is self cleaning.
I feel much better now. Thanks Bette.
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on 2/9/12 12:17 pm
on 2/9/12 12:17 pm
B*TCHFEST
Sorry a day late and a Dollar short... yep that's me! I request the privilege albeit late to B*tch ...
In one word at the top of my lungs ...
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That covers it all... I don't think at this point I'm able to verbalize it! But I'M Looking for some Humor!
NO I am Not farting rainbows and Fairy Dust .... I work hard most just dragging thru living in Chronic pain and endless health issues, BUT , I'm still GRATEFUL and THANKFUL to GOD I'm here! Thank You for letting me B*TCH a day late! Yesterday i was too damn OVERWHELMED to do so! I read others B*TCH"S and realize .... My issues next to some are small and feel.. shameful to even vocalize during B*TCH fest! But tanks for the abilty too YELL !
BTW ... You Look GREAT BALD! :)
Sorry a day late and a Dollar short... yep that's me! I request the privilege albeit late to B*tch ...
In one word at the top of my lungs ...
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That covers it all... I don't think at this point I'm able to verbalize it! But I'M Looking for some Humor!
NO I am Not farting rainbows and Fairy Dust .... I work hard most just dragging thru living in Chronic pain and endless health issues, BUT , I'm still GRATEFUL and THANKFUL to GOD I'm here! Thank You for letting me B*TCH a day late! Yesterday i was too damn OVERWHELMED to do so! I read others B*TCH"S and realize .... My issues next to some are small and feel.. shameful to even vocalize during B*TCH fest! But tanks for the abilty too YELL !
BTW ... You Look GREAT BALD! :)
I hate my husband
Doctors & Lawyers who make you wait but oh boy don't you dare be late
Cashiers talking amongst themselves while checking your order out I actually say to them hey do you mind if she concentrates on my order?
The fact that I allowed some ***** at Walmart parking lot when I asked her nicely to back up her car so I can back mine out and give her the space tell me I should learn how to drive I was so pissed off I told her to blow me! and I am a woman! I was mad that I lowered myself to that!
My mouthy teenager who thinks at 17 its OK to talk like me hey I paid my dues I earned the rights.
Being bugged as I am trying to read hey do you mind?!
Parents who are afraid to tell their kids no and feel like they have to explain financial reasons hey the money is not there. I didn't have designer sneakers or Uggs and I survived.
People who say Really!! and Whatever!!! come on now have some class,
People who treat waiters and waitresses like they are their own private servants and don't respect them hey that is a tough job would it hurt to say thank you or please or may I ?
Stingy tippers. You can order a expensive entree you cheap ass!
Tailgaters get off my ass!
People who slow down when they see you are trying to turn hey what the hell!
People who can't make up their mind what they want and make you wait til they decide hey decide before you get in that freaking line!
People who don't let you know they are running late or not going to make it
People who say I'll call you and don't
Parents who don't do anything about their screaming and crying kids and think the rest of us should be okay with it. Especially when the child is saying mom or dad and being ignored and keeps persisting answer your kid! Especially in a a restaurant. If you can't handle your child stay home and eat don't ruin it for the rest of us.
Parents who have their children out late at night like 10pm and the poor child is tired and wants to go to bed. Hey you chose to have that child don't make the rest of us have to hear it.
I know I seem like I hate children I have a teenager and made sure I was considerate of others.
Doctors & Lawyers who make you wait but oh boy don't you dare be late
Cashiers talking amongst themselves while checking your order out I actually say to them hey do you mind if she concentrates on my order?
The fact that I allowed some ***** at Walmart parking lot when I asked her nicely to back up her car so I can back mine out and give her the space tell me I should learn how to drive I was so pissed off I told her to blow me! and I am a woman! I was mad that I lowered myself to that!
My mouthy teenager who thinks at 17 its OK to talk like me hey I paid my dues I earned the rights.
Being bugged as I am trying to read hey do you mind?!
Parents who are afraid to tell their kids no and feel like they have to explain financial reasons hey the money is not there. I didn't have designer sneakers or Uggs and I survived.
People who say Really!! and Whatever!!! come on now have some class,
People who treat waiters and waitresses like they are their own private servants and don't respect them hey that is a tough job would it hurt to say thank you or please or may I ?
Stingy tippers. You can order a expensive entree you cheap ass!
Tailgaters get off my ass!
People who slow down when they see you are trying to turn hey what the hell!
People who can't make up their mind what they want and make you wait til they decide hey decide before you get in that freaking line!
People who don't let you know they are running late or not going to make it
People who say I'll call you and don't
Parents who don't do anything about their screaming and crying kids and think the rest of us should be okay with it. Especially when the child is saying mom or dad and being ignored and keeps persisting answer your kid! Especially in a a restaurant. If you can't handle your child stay home and eat don't ruin it for the rest of us.
Parents who have their children out late at night like 10pm and the poor child is tired and wants to go to bed. Hey you chose to have that child don't make the rest of us have to hear it.
I know I seem like I hate children I have a teenager and made sure I was considerate of others.