I have eaten a ton of Ayds Fudge "candy". I use to go to Gloria Marshalls Studio and wait my turn on the massage belts. (I loved those machines). Do you remember the ones with the rolling pins on it. Promise to take inches off your rear and outer thighs?
Oh, I remember a few...but the one that still instills fear in me is the sanitary belt OMG that was the worse......I can still hear my Grandmother say that I was lucky because they used to have to use actual rags or cut up sheets .....