XPOST Wednesday B*TCHFest: B*tch ahoy!

Dear 17 year old high school student, no matter how many times you call me "not fat" I will still be fat. BMI of 60 is definitely SSMO! stop commenting on my appearance, I would lose my job if i told you that "you don't look like a **** in that outfit." oh wait, you ARE a **** Take your fluffy loving ass elsewhere, and get outta my library!

Hilarious!  You have made my day.

My insurance company sent me a letter on October 21st stating that as of October 31st, my PCP would no longer be taking my insurance. So I had 6 days (omitting weekends) to find a new PCP.

So I did the impossible and found a new doctor...signed all releases, filled out reams of paperwork, signed away my firstborn child, and scheduled my first appointment.

Today I get a letter from my insurance company. It states " The letter we sent you on the 21st was incorrect. Your PCP is still accepting your insurance. We are sorry for any inconvenience."

What?!  Seriously??

~sigh~

Dear little *****y 18 year old the next time you convince your boy friend to help you sneak out and stay at his house because your mom through you out--it will be the truth!!!!

OK, seriously... when you  know how much trouble I've had sleeping lately, when you come home from work at 8 pm and I am actually asleep for a change, what on earth would make you think you should wake me up?  And why would you think it was appropriate to make some kind of sarcastic remark that was supposed to be a joke but wasn't funny at all about me being asleep, when I've had about one hour and 15 minutes of sleep in the last 40 hours or so?  And then, when I drag myself awake, what do you mean by saying oh, I don't really have to get up?  If you don't think I should get up, then why wake me up and why make rude comments about the fact that I was sleeping?

Of course, now that I am awake once again, you have gone to bed!  Perhaps I should wake you about midnight?

1.  11 months of gut pain, I'm going to throw a party next month for it. 

And, What Is Wrong With Our world?

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I am a little shocked by the news of Kim Kardashians divorce. I actually cried during the wedding special... I sort of feel a little silly. I mean 73 days... really?
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To the ******g moronic idiot I was forced to volunteer with today, grow the **** up!  Knock off the inappropriate jokes, getting in my way, complaining about everything and begging for merchandise that has been donated.  If I had my way I would have fired your ass the 358,039 millionth time you asked for the damn speakers.  And it takes work to get fired as a volunteer.  If I have to deal with your whining, immature ass one more day I will quit and I think they would rather have me working and actually getting stuff done there then have you sitting their complaining all day begging for stuff.

Dear Cancer of one of my closest friends **** off. He's only got 6 months to live, let him live a little willya?

Dear blood infection in a beautiful 8 year old deaf child **** off. She just started to hear people talk 3 years ago. Now the cochlear implant is infected? Fuck off.

Dear ingrates of the world, grow the **** up and see how good you ******g have it. We don't exist just so you can have a "sounding board" when your widdle bitty feelings get hurt because YOU have a perception problem.

And the person who is complaining because nobody changed the sparkletts water bottle thingy at the office? Get off your ******g lazy ass and contribute to your work environment.

To suicide, it's killing me to watch a beautiful friend go through unimaginable pain after her son killed himself **** off.

To the mean people ...get a life and stop bullying **** off