Any DS'ers who wish they had gotten the RNY

Ms. Cal Culator
on 11/1/11 11:39 am - Tuvalu

On November 1, 2011 at 9:19 AM Pacific Time, MsBatt wrote:

On October 31, 2011 at 12:57 PM Pacific Time, ♫♪Mini-Me's Mommy♪♫ wrote:

My chronic lifelong reflux was cured by my RNY and remains cured 2 and a half yeras post op . I have ( amazingly ) no heartburn anymore, no GERD, no acid reflux ..no meds , no nothing !!

And my DS has cured MY reflux, for coming up on EIGHT years now. No heartburn, no Gerd, no reflux, no meds, no restrictions on what I eat.

Here you go...ala Swedish Chef:

Oon Ooctuber 31, 2011 et 12:57 PM Peceeffic Teeme-a, ♫♪Meeni-Me's Mummy♪♫ vrute-a:
My chruneec leeffelung reffloox ves coored by my RNY und remeeens coored 2 und a helff yeres pust oop . I hefe-a ( emezeengly ) nu heertboorn unymure-a, nu GERD, nu eceed reffloox ..nu meds , nu nutheeng !!

k9ophile
on 11/1/11 11:56 am

I was thinking that Ms. Cal Culuator was incredibly brilliant with too much time on her hands. Then I searched the Google machine and found a link to a Elmer Fudd Translator.

My conclusions: 1) She probably is brilliant based on her past posts 2) She's retired. How can that be too much free time? (Color me green with envy) 3. Boy, am I going to have fun with my new found translator once I get home from work and am not blocked by some stupid corporate firewall. That should put some fun in the annual Christmas letter

"Our ultimate freedom is the right and power to decide how anybody or anything outside ourselves will affect us." Stephen Covey

Don't litter! Spay or neuter your pet

Ms. Cal Culator
on 11/1/11 3:27 pm - Tuvalu

On November 1, 2011 at 6:56 PM Pacific Time, k9ophile wrote:

I was thinking that Ms. Cal Culuator was incredibly brilliant with too much time on her hands. Then I searched the Google machine and found a link to a Elmer Fudd Translator.

My conclusions: 1) She probably is brilliant based on her past posts 2) She's retired. How can that be too much free time? (Color me green with envy) 3. Boy, am I going to have fun with my new found translator once I get home from work and am not blocked by some stupid corporate firewall. That should put some fun in the annual Christmas letter

I *AM* brilliant...at finding good stuff.

And I've figured a really good use for this site. You know the psycho BandNazi who thinks that every band failure is "user error?" That one? I'm translating her stuff FIRST into Moron and THEN into Jive and then it might make sense.

The morbidly obese anorexic is going into Swedish Chef and then Elmer Fudd. And the Etiquette Enforcement Squad is being translated into ****ney and then Redneck.

They will ALL be far more readable.

k9ophile
on 11/1/11 4:33 pm

I see myself reading as a guest more frequently... I don't think it's worth while to unblock the forum nannies, I but I'll give it some thought.

I'm home now and tried it out. Hysterical! Too bad some of them can't be combined, but then some combinations are redundant when you use Moron with them.

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.... The possibilities are almost endless.

Disclaimer: Yeah, I'm now living in TN, but some of the biggest redneck morons I know were born and stayed in Ohio. That just proves it's more of a state of mind than a place on the map.

"Our ultimate freedom is the right and power to decide how anybody or anything outside ourselves will affect us." Stephen Covey

Don't litter! Spay or neuter your pet

LaughingCow
on 10/31/11 4:26 am - VA

VSG on 02/01/12 with

Actually, that's a good point that I neglected to cover. I think many of the WLS's help with GERD b/c often it's caused by being so heavy. And thanks for explaining the situation with the pyloric valve and RNY, etc. I couldn't remember exactly. :)

Amy
VSG on 2/1/12 with Dr. Halmi

MacMadame
on 10/31/11 12:52 pm - Northern, CA

VSG on 09/24/08

On October 31, 2011 at 11:26 AM Pacific Time, LaughingCow wrote:

Actually, that's a good point that I neglected to cover. I think many of the WLS's help with GERD b/c often it's caused by being so heavy. And thanks for explaining the situation with the pyloric valve and RNY, etc. I couldn't remember exactly. :)

Another thing that cures GERD is to have hiatal hernias repaired. Some surgeons only repair big ones when they go in to do WLS but some repair them all.

If any pre-ops out there have a hiatal hernia, I strongly suggest you get your surgeon to repair it during WLS. It should help a lot. I know having mine repaired has not only cured my GERD, but I'm also off my allergy meds because it turns out a lot of my "allergy" symptoms were actualy caused by GERD!

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