In the interest of keeping us all on the same page...

I take it then, that you become equally irritated when someone says, "I'm going to have the lap."

I want to say, "Well, isn't everyone having 'the lap.'"  My sister had 'the lap" VSG just a week ago today.

once you lose enough weight, you get the lap. no surgery type specificity needed! :)

Geeze...you sound like someone with a strength in languages or someth....never mind.

"The lap" reminds me of my brother meeting one of his inlaws who had WLS.  He has the DS and was asking her which surgery she had.  The woman said "the one where they put 5 little holes in your stomach".

LMAO Way to narrow it down!!   

My personal favorite is those who have had, or are going to have, the LabBand.

You're just jealous because the LabBand is the least evasive wls.

Haha, I love it when people say they wanted the least evasive. I always want to tell them it might be less evasive but they wont loose enough weight.

Sure they're not really looking for a tasty gastrique? That's the Top Chef version.