XPOST: B*TCHFest! Who's in this week??
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Lazy ass coworkers who never actually work and leave the rest of us to pick up your slack, I'm calling you out! I am tired of working like a government mule while you take 83 smoke breaks a day. How do you still have a job? Whose ass do you smooch?! Never mind, I know: the supervisor you take 83 smoke breaks a day with.
New people at work: yes, I get that you're all shiny and happy because you're new. I, however, am not. I have actual work to do (see above), so have a Coke and a smile and shut the **** up! I do not give a fat rat's ass about what you had for lunch or what phone you are going to buy! Maybe you will shut up when I jump my fat ass on my desk with a knife between my teeth and let out an unearthly screech like a banshee.
Doctor's offices: If it is an URGENT! problem, then surely you you have a diagnosis. Please write it down BEFORE you send me a nastily punctuated fax asking why you don't have an authorization in your hot little hand. BTW, you being a dumbass only makes me want to work ssslllooowwweeerrr.
Husband, it is not 1391 and I am not your chattel. It wouldn't kill you to take the trash out. Just sayin'.
Ah ha ha ha....thank you people!! Now, to join the fun!
Dear Asshole Politicians...get off teachers!! We are not the enemy!! Leave us alone so we can do our jobs and help our kids. I am so sick and tired of being beaten down.
Dear Coworker....you know who you are! Get off my ass!! I am so pissed off tonight! Thank you ***** Fest!! How dare you send me a snide email and then a stupid manila folder with a condescending letter to follow-up! Damn you!! I am so damn nice and I am so sick of it! Good Connie no more!! Thank goodness I have an inservice away from the school tomorrow. I may not be fired so the sucky assed politicians will still have my ass to chew up!!
Dear Husband...I love you...really...but....can you not just go to the store and buy a simple trash can to put by the road? Oh no, you had to buy sand, river rock, concrete tile and two stupid metal cans (without wheels), build a platform to put it on and look at me like I was the one that was crazy when I said, "no way"! Arrrggghhhhh!!!
Dear school system...do you really think it's good to keep preaching that a score of 3 on a scale of 1-5 is "rock solid"? Really? Mediocre is fine? The Emperor is Naked, he just is!
AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!! Thank you so much, I feel a bit better. I am so tired. Please, if you have a good teacher in your lives, tell them...it really hurts to be a teacher right now. I feel so beaten down. I love my kids so much. They are my passion. Why is this so hard? Connie
Dear Asshole Politicians...get off teachers!! We are not the enemy!! Leave us alone so we can do our jobs and help our kids. I am so sick and tired of being beaten down.
Dear Coworker....you know who you are! Get off my ass!! I am so pissed off tonight! Thank you ***** Fest!! How dare you send me a snide email and then a stupid manila folder with a condescending letter to follow-up! Damn you!! I am so damn nice and I am so sick of it! Good Connie no more!! Thank goodness I have an inservice away from the school tomorrow. I may not be fired so the sucky assed politicians will still have my ass to chew up!!
Dear Husband...I love you...really...but....can you not just go to the store and buy a simple trash can to put by the road? Oh no, you had to buy sand, river rock, concrete tile and two stupid metal cans (without wheels), build a platform to put it on and look at me like I was the one that was crazy when I said, "no way"! Arrrggghhhhh!!!
Dear school system...do you really think it's good to keep preaching that a score of 3 on a scale of 1-5 is "rock solid"? Really? Mediocre is fine? The Emperor is Naked, he just is!
AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!! Thank you so much, I feel a bit better. I am so tired. Please, if you have a good teacher in your lives, tell them...it really hurts to be a teacher right now. I feel so beaten down. I love my kids so much. They are my passion. Why is this so hard? Connie
I feel even better now! Connie 
BOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY Do I need to *****!!!!! I have to ***** on here, because apparently my mother did a GREAT job with the whole "manners" thing, so for some reason, ME, who can usually tell ANYONE off at the drop of a hat, cannot manage to tell a friend, her husband and FIVE....count 'em....F I V E....kids, to PLEASEFORTHELOVEOFGOD....give up visiting me for a few days!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong. I love this girl to death. I call her a girl, because she's in her 20's, she looks at me and my husband as a sub "mom and dad".....and that's fine. She's sweet as all get out, would do anything in the world for me, but I'm beginning to believe you can be "loved" to death. So she )has five kids. Yesterday the whole family came over around 3 pm and STAYED until 9pm. Like I said, love the girl, but geeeeeesh......I'm 44, small children have started getting on my nerves a bit, and they fight and raise hell the whole time they're here. I have stuff to do. I have dishes to wash, supper to fix......I like to be by myself, doing my farms and stupid stuff on facebook. Tonight they ALL show up again---on my daughter's birthday. I already have a housefull....I don't need 7 MORE FREAKIN' PEOPLE in my house while I'm making a cake and cooking dinner. I don't want to talk about constipated babies, or unruly children, or how retarded your old man is all the damn time. Just come and visit me alone.....a few times a week. If you want to bring THE ENTIRE CLAN.....come ONCE a damn week. I really don't want to hurt her feelings, but this is getting crazy. They came by--all of them---a total of three times today, each time lasting an hour or more. WTH????
I'm doing my damndest to quit smoking with this flippin' Ecig.....and I was doing great, but your visits have started affecting my anti smoking campaign, and my nerve pills are proving to be no match for your children. For the love of God.....please don't make me hide in my room and pretend I'm having chest pain. God might take me serious one of these days......
Don't get me wrong. I love this girl to death. I call her a girl, because she's in her 20's, she looks at me and my husband as a sub "mom and dad".....and that's fine. She's sweet as all get out, would do anything in the world for me, but I'm beginning to believe you can be "loved" to death. So she )has five kids. Yesterday the whole family came over around 3 pm and STAYED until 9pm. Like I said, love the girl, but geeeeeesh......I'm 44, small children have started getting on my nerves a bit, and they fight and raise hell the whole time they're here. I have stuff to do. I have dishes to wash, supper to fix......I like to be by myself, doing my farms and stupid stuff on facebook. Tonight they ALL show up again---on my daughter's birthday. I already have a housefull....I don't need 7 MORE FREAKIN' PEOPLE in my house while I'm making a cake and cooking dinner. I don't want to talk about constipated babies, or unruly children, or how retarded your old man is all the damn time. Just come and visit me alone.....a few times a week. If you want to bring THE ENTIRE CLAN.....come ONCE a damn week. I really don't want to hurt her feelings, but this is getting crazy. They came by--all of them---a total of three times today, each time lasting an hour or more. WTH????
I'm doing my damndest to quit smoking with this flippin' Ecig.....and I was doing great, but your visits have started affecting my anti smoking campaign, and my nerve pills are proving to be no match for your children. For the love of God.....please don't make me hide in my room and pretend I'm having chest pain. God might take me serious one of these days......
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on 10/5/11 10:09 pm
on 10/5/11 10:09 pm
This thread is so funny !!
I really have very little to ***** about . Ok , my husband and FIL keep sneaking things into the new house before i have a chance to clean the cabinets , pain, knowck down massive trees and build shed s.. eyc . Im working like a one- armed paperhanger from dawn to dusk and all I ask is that they not clutter up the spaces i haveto work On with JUNK .. so of course .. they bring junk.
By the way .. please dont ask if they help or even OFFER to help clean the cabinets , paint the ceilings , walls , radiators or moldings , even VACUUM the darn lead paint I scraped off up .... oh NO ....
my FIL keeps makimng unwanted decorating suggestions ( to a professional designer ! about HER HOUSE ) and enlisting every male who walks thru the door to his cause . Its a constant argument and hes like a mule . A mule with VERY VERY VERY bad taste .
Another source of contention is security . I am very security concious .. FIL and husband are exceedingly argumenative but fatally naive . So they screamed until they got their lazy way and of course some workers ripped us off . FIL continues to bring unnecessary stuff down into a very limited storage space ... wont let me be in charge of how to organize it and what should come first and why ... just a giant PITA .
Overall though im very grateful and feel very honoredthat the house purchase worked out that people are listening to me finances wise .. I think we'll be OK
I really have very little to ***** about . Ok , my husband and FIL keep sneaking things into the new house before i have a chance to clean the cabinets , pain, knowck down massive trees and build shed s.. eyc . Im working like a one- armed paperhanger from dawn to dusk and all I ask is that they not clutter up the spaces i haveto work On with JUNK .. so of course .. they bring junk.
By the way .. please dont ask if they help or even OFFER to help clean the cabinets , paint the ceilings , walls , radiators or moldings , even VACUUM the darn lead paint I scraped off up .... oh NO ....
my FIL keeps makimng unwanted decorating suggestions ( to a professional designer ! about HER HOUSE ) and enlisting every male who walks thru the door to his cause . Its a constant argument and hes like a mule . A mule with VERY VERY VERY bad taste .
Another source of contention is security . I am very security concious .. FIL and husband are exceedingly argumenative but fatally naive . So they screamed until they got their lazy way and of course some workers ripped us off . FIL continues to bring unnecessary stuff down into a very limited storage space ... wont let me be in charge of how to organize it and what should come first and why ... just a giant PITA .
Overall though im very grateful and feel very honoredthat the house purchase worked out that people are listening to me finances wise .. I think we'll be OK
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