XPOST: B*TCHFest! Who's in this week??

Today this stupid b**ch at work was crabbing about the smell of my chicken.  It's normal chicken, she, "just hates the smell of chicken".  Well I'm in the lunch room and I eat chicken a lot lady so get used to it.  She had the nerve to say "it's nice outside why don't you go outside and eat" and I said "why don't you!!!"  Grrrrr!!!!

I hate that the lady next door leaves her garbage can out by the curb until a day before garbage pickup.  So basically I have a garbage can sitting out there every day.  It looks tacky. 

I too hate people that are slow with the check writing.  Ughhh!!!!

Oh and I'm the person everyone hates.  I already bought about 4 boxes of Christmas ornaments and I have about 75% of my Christmas shopping done.  Yes it's people like me that the stores put up the decorations so early...because I'm over there buying them.  Well it's for practical reasons.  It's easier on my wallet if I start in September and spread the cost over several months. 

So, my current cell phone is pretty much on it's last leg.  I called my current cell company and they said I can either A. pay 500.00 for a phone or get on a contract and pay $275 for a new phone.  I decided against that.  I contact ATT and place my order online.  Ready for this, I get my phone on Monday ready to charge it....it's missing the battery.  Ok, no big deal...call them and explain.  They were all nice and sent me another phone.  Well guess what.....yep...NO f'n battery in that one either!  So after I pretty much lost my **** on them, they are sending out yet AGAIN another phone today.  I told the supervisor...What incompetent ******s do you have working that forget to replace the damn battery!  I'm a tad bit annoyed!

My day started out bad...
I couldn't sleep.
I woke up early.
Dog hair!
Had problems with my printer.
Replaced the ink cartridges, still won't work!  email support.
Forgot to pack my daughter a lunch, had to go up to the school to drop off lunch money.
Dog hair!
Checked email, worthless automated message back from support.  $70 down the drain!
Lots of phone calls, tried to end call, but ended it the wrong way when phone fell in toilet.
Go outside to cut the grass, dogs want out too.
Grass, leaves, and dog hair in the house now!
Come inside to shower, no water!  Water main is being worked on. 
Guess I should go vacumm that dog hair...and leaves and grass while I'm waiting.
I knew I should have went back to bed 

Well, the check writing is only going to get worse now that the banks are charging us for the privilege of using a debit card.......but I agree.........make the damn thing out while your $400 worth of **** is being rung up!!

Oh, and I am soooo tired of the misuse of the words loose and lose............really?  can't we get this right??

As far as the Christmas stuff..........it was already out by Labor Day!  I'm guessing pretty soon they'll just leave it out year round.........kind of like those tired gift shops at the beach that sell the same crap they sold when we were kids.............

Cat hair--my cats are somehow financially compensated by the 3M company...........3M makes those lint rollers that I buy in bulk at Sams............we have lint rollers everywhere...........in the closet, in the garage, in the cars, in my purse..........Our cat's hair has some special enzyme that makes it stick to EVERY piece of clothing that we own!!

How long do cats live anyway???!!!  Mine are 13 and 11 and I swear they are as spry as they were when I first got them???!!!

Hugs to you all

Kim

 mine is advise and advice.  It is like fingernails on a blackboard when people get it wrong.  Yes they are both a word NO they don't mean the same thing!

Dear dude jogging two treadmills over from me....

You stink.  I usually encourage people to use natural products however that deodorant crystal **** is NOT working for you.  Please get some degree, mitchum, SOMETHING.  Preferably with lots of aluminum to block your sweat glands.  Also....please consider changing out your gym clothes daily...or at the VERY least, hit em with a little febreeze before you put them back into your gym bag and try to wear them tomorrow.  I refuse to attempt to hold my breath and workout at the same time.

Dear dude on the weight bench grunting like you're having a baby...

You abs are to DIE for.  I especially love how you put just a *touch* of baby oil on your chest in the locker room before you run on the treadmill shirtless (come on now...we both know that's baby oil...but I'm not hating) and proceed to lifting your weights.  When I first noticed you...that grunting noise you made as you lifted weights was sexy as all get out when I was experiencing my first hormone surge post-op.  HOWEVER, it's annoying as **** now.  And you're not even lifting that much weight!!!  Grunting should be limited to lifting weights in excess of 100 pounds (or if you're Serena...a 100mph tennis serve).  You're benching 80 pounds...knock it off.  It's 6am in the morning...who the hell are you putting baby oil on for?  in case you didn't get the memo...club Bally's starts AFTER work...come back around 6pm when the pickup scene is in full effect.  At least that way, your baby oiled abs are not wasted on the Granny's that walk before the 7am water aerobics class.

Dear Jehovah Witness neighbors across the street...

I've tried being nice.  You live across the street and so as to not cause any bad blood right off the bat, I didn't want sit on my sofa and pretend like I didn't hear the doorbell while looking directly at you through the bay window.  That would be rude and unsouhern of me.  So I answered the door, I let you go through your "do you know what the bible tells us about ___" speech.  I smiled, and I explained that yes I am a christian, and while I can appreciate your wanting to spread the "good word" that I was not interested in learning about Jehovah.  Me and Jesus are cool...we're peeps.  However, over the past 2 years, you continue to come at least 2x a month...at 10am on Saturday morning.  I've tried being nice...I've explained very pleasantly multiple times that I'm not interested.  So what...Jehovah don't understand niceness?  I gotta act a fool and cuss you out so that you stop waking me up on Saturday mornings?  How many times do I have to answer the door in my robe and slippers for you to get the hint?  NOT INTERESTED AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Re: The Jehovah's Witnesses -- when I was a kid, my Dad worked nights -- he kept trying to get rid of the Jehovah's Witnesses that would come to the door and wake him up without success.  After several incidents of this, he went to the door stark naked -- they never came back.  Just sayin', this could work! LMAO

 you made me laugh, especially with the guy who sounds like he's having a baby. 

your neighbors...hmmmm.. I think you can be nice and still say Please Don't Come Over About This Any More, OK? I Will Never Want To Talk About This.

then if they show up again?

squirt bottle. 

Girl!  You have me over here dying. You are so funny!

Asshole haters.

That is all.

OH!   And seizures.