XPOST: B*TCHFest! Who's in this week??

I keep getting referred left shoulder pain this week from my damned damaged diaphragm. (Say that fast 4 times. Oh wait. I did and it wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.)     I think it's hurting because I've come down with some sort of devil cold. Or scurvy and typhoid, maybe. I dunno.

Yesterday I had a fever but had to set up for this month's art exhibit in the morning. So I was all wonky and delusional, but hauled my arse out of bed and got it done. Then I came home and made a pizza. I was LOOKING at the oven mitt, but didn't put it ON. So, I reached into the oven and pulled the 425* rack out with my BARE HAND. Yep. That's what I did. Burned the crap out of my hand. I mean, is that the dumbest thing EVER or what?

But it's nice out here and I'm determined to enjoy it, in spite of being a snotty dumbass with a burned hand.

 you poor thing. people can NOT be expected to think straight and be all safe when they are sick. so don't beat yourself up.

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You're a nice nurse girl, JJ.  

I am thinking I'll skip using my food processor today... the one with the razor sharp blades. The way I'm going, you'll have to rename me, "Stumpy." And no one wants to be called Stumpy. It's not flattering, no matter how sweetly you say it.

I'm going outside to work on painting my life sized Nutcracker. The neighbors need entertainment.

 I love that angry animal, is it a badger?

I am packing up my whole house and moving and SOME stupid ***** has FILLED this house with all kinds of stuff and it's all dusty.

what a SLOB I have become; I am tired of this dirty cluttery PILE of ****

thank you.

She's not a stupid *****! She just needed that stuff!!!

I hate packing and moving. But then again, I kinda like having everything feel all cleaned out and shtuff, too. I just don't like having to DO it, so I don't envy you the task.  I'd help, but I burned my fingers clear off.

I was not feeling well Monday night. I decided to just make hot dogs and mac and cheese for dinner, left the dishes, left the kids hw for when daddy came home. Sat my tail on the couch. Daddy came home, did HALF the hw didn't even make them read and left the dishes. So me taking the night 'off' resulting in doing two loads of dishes the next day and every damn thing else I normally do. Pissed me the **** off.

This is right on time.  I get home last night after going to the gym and my neighbors guest is parked in my driveway with a note "Please call me at (310) xxx-xxxx).  Trick, this is not tandem parking move your car or I will move it for you!

 1. People who seem to feel that the2- double yellow lines on the road means they should drive with two wheels OVER IT....into MY lane!!  (next time it happens, I'm NOT moving over!! )

2. CAT HAIR!! On everything!! (I swear I'm going to get them shaved)

3. How many different "menus" I have to go through just to get to the one that says, YES, you can pay your phone bill now!!  (by the time I finally get to that one, my bill was probably overdue! lol

4. OH GOD! MORE CAT HAIR!!!!!!! :O    :(      

Cat hair too funny.  A few years back I had my furnace replaced and it seemed there was quite a bit of cat hair around my basement, the installer asked me how many cats I had, I sheepishly said ONE, he said OH.  lol lol  I think I could build too or three additional cats from the hair shed from the one short haired cat I have.  The funny thing is he loves to sleep on your clothes, especially anything black, hes black and WHITE.  lol

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My daughter says she's going to start making a clothing line called "kitty soft" all made from our cats' hair. (funny thing is, I believe some one has already beaten her to the punch with this idea!