Anyone need a B*TCHFest?

  

FEELING A BIT GROWLY TODAY? Join the B*TCHFest!

For you NEW KIDS, HERE ARE THE RULES: 

"B*TCHFest"  is provided as a public service to those of us who have gripes and grievances but who (whom?), for whatever reason, lack a regular forum in which to air them. You are welcome to voice any problems - large or small, important, mundane or ridiculous -  that currently have your panties wadded, your shorts frosted and your gears ground. Don't hold them in and risk future medical issues, wrinkles and/or those pesky gray hairs.

ANY and ALL issues that are plaguing you are open for you to voice; there are no "sacred cows." They say that "feelings aren't facts", so if you're feeling it, it's legit to you. NO ONE is allowed to flame a poster for something he or she writes, however commiseration is not only welcomed but encouraged. Please, no personal attacks against other OH members (at least, not by name) and  ABSOLUTELY NO SURGERY WARS!

I'll start you off with a few gripes of mine, and you all can join in at any time! No limits - come back as many times as you like!

WARNING! Adult content ahead! Posts may (and probably will) contain "adult" content and language. I know that MINE will. Rated TV-MA.



I'm actually in  a not-so-terribly-terrible mood today, but I AM tired, so my list should be fairly short. YOU, on the other hand, may feel free to rant until you feel better.

- Passwords! WTF. Can't all the computer dweebs in this world decide, once and for all, on a standard for passwords? Why can't every damned site require the same NUMBER of characters at least? Every one has different rules and requirements.

- The cool weather is really enjoyable, but just serves to remind me that the long winter is right around the corner, bringing with it outrageous oil bills.

- November will be three years since I've had an actual, serious, steady job with bennies and perks. Again - wtf?? Tell me again how the recession is over.

- Another set of tires, another set of brakes, an oil change,  $800. I can't put any more $ into this car, so now I have to go find a new one (or new-to-me one) and figure out how I'm going to pay for the ******g thing.

Oh, that's it for now. Your turn. Have at it! ***** away!!! 

thank you for the platform... I have loads to talk about!!

1. My sister who critisizes how I raise my children almost without reason. BUT she sent me her teenage son to raise. I beleive I am doing the right thing by him but **** I wish she was not to wrapped up in herself and her opinions.

2. I am lonely as hell better yet, I am HORNY. I have been celibate for a couple years but I think the weight loss has effected my hormones and now I could rape an ugly man.

3.I make about 50K and am an only parent to 3 (please see #1) and I need to hit the jackpot or something to have a moment to myself. I need a vacation or a night oout or something.

2. I am lonely as hell better yet, I am HORNY. I have been celibate for a couple years but I think the weight loss has effected my hormones and now I could rape an ugly man.


  SAME HERE, and I even havent had the surgery yet!!!!

Once again I'm going to ***** about people that drive with one regular headlight and one bright.  It still blinds me and you should get off your lazy ass and fix the one that is burnt out.  You pull the bad one and plug the new one in.  Not a big deal.

My kids that hit me up for hundreds of dollars at a time.  I gotta eat ya know.  I love you, but please give me a break from this.

The coworker that tells such outlandish lies I want to tell you off.  A 27 carat diamond ring on a min wage job - Really?  Only ever drove Mercedes cars yet you have none now and have your brother take you to work and pick you up?  Give me a break already. How about the father-in-law that is dead and gave you a huge inheritance yet is also sending you money at the same time. Where is the Mercedes?  You also have Munchhausen by proxy and your poor son is suffering from all the tests and Dr. appointments.  Shame on you.

My pdoc that just throws more meds at me and wont give me my Lexapro for my anxiety.  So it doesn't help my depression, it helps my anxiety.

My ex-friend who has insulted my kids for almost 30 years and I never once said anything about the freaks you raised.  Enough when you accused my youngest, who is excelling, a liar about his accomplishments.   You *****!

I could go on, but I'll stop now.

Thank you.

 

 

 

 

I hope is okay to laugh at your expense.... this was funny!
 

Don't have much to ***** about yet (it's early, give me time) but I wanted to say I have missed you.

Omfg do I ever need this!

We moved out of big pretty house to save money.. And ended up in a pit. Wtf. The water from the well is contaminated- have you ever had to bathe with bottled water when you don't have a bathtub- with two little girls?!? The place is also infested with spiders. Now I am not afraid of spiders in general, but I killed a grand total of 17 yesterday- just in my kids bedroom! There is also the mice to contend with. Oh, and our neighbors suck- the only neighbors we have.

I am anemic to the point I am short of breath and my hair is falling out. I am finally getting to see a hematologist this afternoon, but should it get this far before doctors take you seriously?!?

My best friend moved to arizona this morning.

ETA: I havent had a job in three years either, and nothing on the horizon is promising... if my hair werent falling out, I would be pulling it out!

#1: Having to pay $553.00 to fix the broken door latch on the drivers side of my car. Thank the Gods my brother let me put it on his credit card or else I would'nt have the hotel money for the Long Island Conference.
#2: Being in a sexless relationship. I love him and he loves me, but he has no drive or desire. We haven't had sex since June 4th and I want it 24/7. I've talked to him about it, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
#3: I can't even find a freakin part time minimum wage job. Right when employers see I work for the state they think I make big bucks. I've only been with the state 4 years and am at the bottom of the pay scale and there are pay freezes for the next 3 years.
#4: NO SEX
#5: I have no idea how I'm going to be able to afford oil this winter. I was without heat and ho****er for 2 weeks last febuary.

 Rich:

At least you're still hanging on to a job. Hold onto it like grim death. 

I've been living, except for the times when I have had SOME work come in, on $200/week unemployment. AND DH is also unemployed. How will we afford heat and electricity? Another vampire bite on what's left of my retirement account, I guess.

 I'll bite this is my current list of hates:

*I hate (sorry this will be long) that my surgeon's office won't return my calls after 2 weeks.
*I hate that I need an EGD for my surgery but somehow I need to see another surgeon to okay that I need the EDG before he will perform said EGD.
*I hate that it will take 4 weeks to get the first appt with said surgeon then another 6-12 weeks for the actual EGD.
*I hate that, that means it could push my surgery all the way out to April or May when we will probably be moving and I'll have to start the whole damned process over again.

*I hate that because of my husband's job I had to drop out of school for 2 semesters and now instead of graduating this spring I won't graduate until Feb 2013.
*I hate that I need to call the vet to schedule my 14 yr old dog to be put down. I don't want to. I know it needs to happen but I don't want to say goodbye.
*I hate that my daughter seems to think that ******g me off is some sort of sport and starts at 5:30am.
*the fact that my homeschooling co-op is being held in a place that hates children under 6 which makes it pretty damned hard when you have a 2.5 yr old as well as your 8 yr old.  Now my poor son doesn't get to do the classes he wants because of their **** rules.
*I hate that I don't drink.