Does the Patient Fail the Procedure...?

 LOL!!  I know about malabsorption.  Do you know about pesticides, chemicals, preservatives, kids spitting on your food?  Like I say.  Party on!!  

I know ALL about "organic" food fertilized with untreated feces or cutting into a fruit or vegetable to find it full of worms. How about botulism the anti-preservative party animal?

You can not escape chemicals in the modern world. From agricultural and industrial waste to the very plastic of our water bottles. Unless you move to a cave far beyond civilization, you can not avoid it.

Life is too short to waste your time fretting about things you will never be able to control.

I am kind to everyone and people like me. I'm not worried about people spitting in my food, either.

Enjoy lifting up logs in the wilderness for those organic, chemical free, protein grubs.

 Party on!!