B*TCHFest, because I promised you all

Well, I'm trying to be there for my friend whose husband left her after 25 years. I'm dealing with my husband having MS and she is JEALOUS of me, she says it would be easier if her husband was dying. ?!?? WTF? I will excuse you bc you are mental right now, but not cool to say to a friend.


edted to add: In addition, dear bil and sil, I take your kids to do fun stuff ALL THE EFFIN TIME so it would be fantastic if you are sitting on your ass during the week, you could watch mineinstead of me paying a babysitter all day to watch them while we go to the hospital and have a painful procedure. That would be fantastic for you to do , but hey, you are ******** and won't. Thanks for that.

I needed this!!

Tell the lady at my job who clearly doesn't like me to stop talking to me and acting like she really cares that I no longer respond to her. Also I wish she would just stop reciting bible verses one minute and talking straight trash the next.

Please someone give my family the memo that 190 lbs is not classified as underwieght.

Someone help me write a memo that because my clothes fit me and look great on me that they are not skanky.

I would also like to tell my ex-best friend that just because I lost weight and men now find me attractive, that I don't want your man because you are stupid and have terrible taste in men (personality and physical).

Ohh and if my apartment complex changes office staff one more time - I am going to strangle someone. Seriously we have had 5 sets of office staff in the past 18 months, what the heck is that all about?

I would like to B*TCH SLAP my 1st cousin for just being a F*CKING RETARD!!!

Can I also B*TCH SLAP my ex-boyfriend for thinking that because I am a different size that I am a different person; meaning I should have magically forgotten all the rotten things he did and said to me.

OMG I will be back later to add more!!!