B*TCHFest, because I promised you all

I do and ours is up for sale at this time.  Don't know what I'll do when it's sold.  Probably get fired so the family can take over.

I'm quite sure I'll have more, but on my way to the dentist for a cleaning (actually *****worthy in itself: do the hygenists (sp) think we're stupid enough and deaf enough to NOT hear them talking about us patients in the very next cubicle? *sheesh*).

Biggest ***** right now though: self righteous brother who has decided that since I'm on psych meds he doesn't want me around his 2 year old twins. Oh, it was WAY okay the first few months they came home from the hospital and they were overwhelmed - then they couldn't get me up there enough to help/listen/etc. But as soon as things settled down, I became a possible risk - I might lapse into a psychotic episode or something around them, even though I've NEVER lapsed into psychosis. Love my brother, hate his stupidity.

And to my sis-in-law, (yes, his wife). Thank you SO MUCH for sharing that private email I sent you with my 28 YO daughter when you knew damn good and well the two of us weren't getting along. You added at least a few months of extra drama to my life that I really could have done without since I was just out of a week long stay in ICU at the time.

And then Dad. Thanks for screaming at me my whole life for one thing or another, then deciding I hadn't stuck up for your (3rd) wife enough so am the cause of all your problems. Didn't find out till later that I was the ONLY one sticking up for her, didya? Hope you like your life without me. Do me a favor, and quit complaining to everyone about how I don't talk to you anymore. When I'm done, I'm done. And after 47 years of being treated like **** beaten, screamed at, etc, even as an adult? I am SO done.

Oh, and when DOES school start?

Why can't ONE of my three kids be bothered to help me with things I'm not ready to do yet post-op? Are you too weighed down by your iphones, lap tops, mixers, etc? Should I have gotten you uglier clothes so you wouldn't avoid manual labor like a kiss from your step-grandmother? Especially you, the youngest who LIFTS WEIGHTS constantly and could do these things with ease!

Mom I love you like crazy but so help me if you ask me if I'm taking my vitamins one more time I'm moving and changing my number. Do you really think I'm going through WLS and its aftermath only to become bow-legged with rickets and have the hairline of Jason Vorhees? ENOUGH with the ******g VITAMINS!

How DARE you scold me for being vain because I don't want to look like a flying squirrel once I meet goal weight? Guess what, I also plan on STAYING LAID...now you can call me a ***** too!

"Do you really think I'm going through WLS and its aftermath only to become bow-legged with rickets and have the hairline of Jason Vorhees? ENOUGH with the ******g VITAMINS!"

hahaa The way you put that was very descriptive and funny.

Your last one......

Ok my turn- for the record- this is a GREAT FREAKING IDEA!!!!

Jesus Mary and Joseph stop asking me if I am sick- I am losing weight healthy, and you were concerned that I WASNT losing, so stop bugging me now that I AM... go obsess about somebody else.

Don't assume because I am overweight I am un-informed.   I am an EXPERT in the diets out there, and which foods are good for you and which arent.... THATS NOT THE PROBLEM.

Stop telling me about your cousin/ uncle/high school friend/ neighbor who had WLS and this HORRIBLE thing happened.... I know the risks and complications and I have done my research.

Please stop telling me that having three dogs is JUST LIKE having three teenagers.... I have two dogs and I can tell ya it's NOT .... btw the dogs are plotting to eat you cause you annoy the **** out of them too....

ahhh... ok.... that's better.... thanks y'all!!

The dog comment. I knew a lady from years ago and she told me that her and her husband were getting a dog to see what it's like to care for a baby? I wanted to laugh at her comment but he was dead serious. oh my, the fantasy world that some people live in.

I am sick and tired of people who drive 50 or 45 in the fast lane - DRIVE in the SLOW LANE!

I am so sick of having to listen to how wonderful my college drop out, bum, sister (who lives off of other people because she doesn't wanna work) is.

I have had it with rude people... You are in a service position - you get paid for it why can't you just not take your crappy day out on me.

I am sick and tired of being told that losing weight is easy and all you have to do is not eat this or that... That is some of it but there are other things at work here and you skinny b*tches have no idea how hard it really is to lose weight but one day you might.

I have had it with the people who live downstairs from me for GOODNESS sake why did you buy them a drum set!!!!!! and why the hell do you let them bang on the WALLS - I get up at 4am to go to work I don't wanna listen to your animals.

I am tired of the way my PM at work runs the kitchen - (he doesn't) we need more help feeding 1800 people a day and you can't get me any damn help

I am SICK SICK of calls asking me if I have a few minutes for research questions.... UMM No you are calling at 8:30pm and I am in bed! and your few minutes is a freaking hour!

I am sure I have more in there somewhere but that felt pretty good. :)

You know what else ticks me off? Crazy-ass people posting on these boards.. I'll give you a clue, there's more than one...

This just the perfect day for this, because today something ****ty happened that really ****** me off and of course no one really gives **** except me.  On Monday I got this email forwarded to me at work about a gentlemen whos mother went into a nursing home who was stopping her newspaper until she was settled into the home.  A month or so afterwards her son called to request we refund the balance of the money on her account because she was not going to be able to get the paper.  He was told at the time that we had to send the check to her original address, which isn't true either, he called back 6 times over the course of the last 9 months to get this refund and was told each time the check was in the mail.  When it appeared on my computer screen I looked up the account, nothing was ever done to generate the refund and actually so much time I elapsed that the system automatically wrote off the refund balance from the general ledger.  I called the customer and personally promised I would get his refund generated this week and it would be in his hand by Friday or he could come see me and I would write him a check.  After I spoke to him I tried calling our customer service manager (this service was outsourced 2 years ago (enough said, right)) and she was unavailable, I spoke to a customer service rep and explained why I was calling and had her look at the account at the same time I did.  She also saw nothing on the account that would indicate that a refund was being send, no notes, no anything.  So I sent an email to the customer service manager, and cced my boss (the CFO), our accountant and our circulation sales manager and the customer service rep at our location who orginally sent me the email.  I stated exactly what I had just found, what I planned to do for the customer and asked if there were questions or concerns in the future to contact me directly and I would help anyone who didn't understand how the refund feature works.  I got in return a terse email stating that we are only 1 site out of 126 and that our system is on a different operating system and that the Refund Writeoff confused her reps.  Really so what anout the six months that there was absolutely nothing on the account whatsoever.  I responded in turn with the corrected mailing address so accounting could get the check to the customer without having to go through mail forwarding, and I stated that it was totally unacceptable to give out misinformation to our customer for six months.  Do you think I got a nice thank you from our Publisher, nope, the customer service manager went crying to her boss because she said I was being too hard on her and her staff and I was being unprofessional.  This of course was relayed back to me from her boss to the Publisher at my company and then to my boss.  She said that I needed to be more guarded in my wording of my emails to them in the future because they were taking my email as an insult.  Really?  An insult, where I say if you need help or theres a problem to call me, that I would research and create the transactions for them, or was it because I dared to say lying to our customer for six months saying the check in the mail was unacceptable?  ******G yes its unacceptable and it will always be unacceptable in my book and when I call the customer tomorrow to see he actually got the check, (I did make sure accounting mailed it today), I am going to tell him that stepped on a bunch of toes to make sure such a thing doesn't happen again.  I can be childish like she is and send every single error I find to my boss and her boss, but I am not a child, and I handle my problems myself.  I admit when I **** up, I never blame anyone or anything that I am at fault for.  I honestly can't stand the whole finger pointing thing, I never do it, but whatever if she wants to be a **** thats her deal not mine.  There you go, that was the start of my day.