Daily Atheist Devotional #195 (Atheist Terrorist Edition)
I think *****ie needs the following items:
http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
(I really wouldn't click on these links at work ~unless~ your employer is okay with *****s and butt plugs shaped like Jesus. And if your employer IS, let me know if they're hiring!)
Oh, who am I kidding - ***** probably already has these!!
http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
(I really wouldn't click on these links at work ~unless~ your employer is okay with *****s and butt plugs shaped like Jesus. And if your employer IS, let me know if they're hiring!)
Oh, who am I kidding - ***** probably already has these!!
After the final no there comes a yes
And on that yes the future of the world depends. ~Wallace Stevens
Again I will remind you that these people whom ur trying to get a laugh out of will not be standing with you at your judgement day. Might want to re think a few things.......ur attempt at getting some giggles is costing you...........
THURSDAY, JANUARY 27, 2011
— Luke 6:45
It has been said that in an average day, from morning to night, we speak enough words to fill a book of about 50 or 60 pages. In an average year, our words could fill 100 books consisting of 200 pages.
But I don't think it is necessarily a good thing to say so much, because the Bible says we will be held accountable for everything we say. Jesus said, "And I tell you this, you must give an account on judgment day for every idle word you speak" (Matthew 12:36).
Our words determine where our hearts are. Jesus also said, "What you say flows from what is in your heart" (Luke 6:45). If your heart is hard, then it will show by what you say. If you are bitter, then you will find yourself talking about it, because bitter people love to spread it around.
Watch out for the Esau syndrome. Hebrews 12:15–16 warns, "…Watch out that no poisonous root of bitterness grows up to trouble you, corrupting many. Make sure that no one is immoral or godless like Esau, who traded his birthright as the firstborn son for a single meal." Esau traded away God's lifelong gift to satisfy a short-term appetite. The weeds of bitter discontent can ruin a whole garden in no time.
If your heart is filled with bitterness, then it will come out in your words. And if your heart is filled with lust, that will come out in your words as well. For some people, everything is a sexual innuendo or a double entendre. Everything they say seems to have a sexual connotation.
But if you have a heart that is filled with grace and love and wisdom from God's Word, that, too, will come out. And that should be the goal of every believer.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 27, 2011
The Esau Syndrome
A good person produces good things from the treasury of a good heart, and an evil person produces evil things from the treasury of an evil heart. What you say flows from what is in your heart.— Luke 6:45
It has been said that in an average day, from morning to night, we speak enough words to fill a book of about 50 or 60 pages. In an average year, our words could fill 100 books consisting of 200 pages.
But I don't think it is necessarily a good thing to say so much, because the Bible says we will be held accountable for everything we say. Jesus said, "And I tell you this, you must give an account on judgment day for every idle word you speak" (Matthew 12:36).
Our words determine where our hearts are. Jesus also said, "What you say flows from what is in your heart" (Luke 6:45). If your heart is hard, then it will show by what you say. If you are bitter, then you will find yourself talking about it, because bitter people love to spread it around.
Watch out for the Esau syndrome. Hebrews 12:15–16 warns, "…Watch out that no poisonous root of bitterness grows up to trouble you, corrupting many. Make sure that no one is immoral or godless like Esau, who traded his birthright as the firstborn son for a single meal." Esau traded away God's lifelong gift to satisfy a short-term appetite. The weeds of bitter discontent can ruin a whole garden in no time.
If your heart is filled with bitterness, then it will come out in your words. And if your heart is filled with lust, that will come out in your words as well. For some people, everything is a sexual innuendo or a double entendre. Everything they say seems to have a sexual connotation.
But if you have a heart that is filled with grace and love and wisdom from God's Word, that, too, will come out. And that should be the goal of every believer.
I guess you're sorry now you called me an idiot yesterday, huh??? Damn that fleshy hature of yours, Cupcake! It gets you EVERY TIME!
In other words, don't point the finger of perfection at me when you're at fault as well...
That's YOU'RE, not UR. Do take note of that. I'm trying to help you here.
In other words, don't point the finger of perfection at me when you're at fault as well...
That's YOU'RE, not UR. Do take note of that. I'm trying to help you here.
After the final no there comes a yes
And on that yes the future of the world depends. ~Wallace Stevens
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on 1/26/11 10:14 am
on 1/26/11 10:14 am
Ya know, I'm not sure that *****tard is actually educable. I think the fact that she seems to be a sentient being on some level is just an illusion fostered by her having opposable thumbs. Well at least I am assuming she has opposable thumbs...
Based on the content of her posts I may have to revise my intellect/thumbs theory.
Based on the content of her posts I may have to revise my intellect/thumbs theory.
I think she likes me. These posts, all the name calling...it's just her grade-school way of showing her affection. The cyber equivalent of hitting me with her lunchbox and then running away on the playground...Good thing god is down with homosexuality now or else....uh-oh. My bad. I think god still frowns on that, officially.
But you and I can start a club now!! She's excommunicated us both!! Wheee!! Speaking of thumbs, I give that two opposables up.
But you and I can start a club now!! She's excommunicated us both!! Wheee!! Speaking of thumbs, I give that two opposables up.
After the final no there comes a yes
And on that yes the future of the world depends. ~Wallace Stevens
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