Daily Atheist Devotional #194 (Atheist Discrimination Edition)
(deactivated member)
on 1/19/11 8:15 am
on 1/19/11 8:15 am
if you were really serious i would love to tell you but your picture below tells me that you are not really interested in learning how to become a born again Christian.
Really *****ie? Now you can just look an avi and tell if someone is interested in, or is in fact perhaps already a xian? Wow, did jebus give you any other sooper powers, or just the x-ray specs from the back of the jebus comix so you can salivate in righteous indignation at Ann's breasts? Do you have a cape and tights? Are they really tight so that all your dangly bits show? Do they make you tingle in your no no naughty parts?
Oh yeah, that's what they are called *****wad, breasts, not dirty pillows, or Satan's Satin Suckers, or Jezabel's Jugs, breasts, they have no power over you if you deny them *****ie, turn away, turn away I say, lest you commit the sin of self-buggery while gazing into their round heathen globe-i-ness.
Really *****ie? Now you can just look an avi and tell if someone is interested in, or is in fact perhaps already a xian? Wow, did jebus give you any other sooper powers, or just the x-ray specs from the back of the jebus comix so you can salivate in righteous indignation at Ann's breasts? Do you have a cape and tights? Are they really tight so that all your dangly bits show? Do they make you tingle in your no no naughty parts?
Oh yeah, that's what they are called *****wad, breasts, not dirty pillows, or Satan's Satin Suckers, or Jezabel's Jugs, breasts, they have no power over you if you deny them *****ie, turn away, turn away I say, lest you commit the sin of self-buggery while gazing into their round heathen globe-i-ness.
(deactivated member)
on 1/19/11 8:42 am
on 1/19/11 8:42 am
Oh, I getcha! Wink wink, nod nod, a wink's as good as a nod to a blind man. Sure, sure *****ie, that is the picture you were talking about. Your secret is safe with me, oh and I'm sure your lust for the Lovely Lady Ann hasn't been noticed by the TENS OF THOUSANDS of other posters on this site!
I would really love someone to explain the idea of Born Again when referring to Christianity! I hear it tossed around all the time and find it rather strange. I was born, one time. I was raised a Christian, Catholic to be exact. I ignored my faith for many years, then began to practice it again. I did not need to be reborn or revived or re anything. I know what you mean when you say it, but why?? It would not make me a better person to say I was "Born Again" toss the confetti and release the balloons, and now I am BETTER than all those other unbron again folks!
I am only one, But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do
the something that I can do.
Edward Everett Hale
Onederland 1/26/2010
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