Daily Atheist Devotional #194 (Atheist Discrimination Edition)

FF, that pretty much sums up the current state of affairs.

Actually Fini if she saw my pubic region and legs she'd have cause to be embarrassed at me as a woman.  I look from the waist down like a Wookie. 

Why do the Born Again arseholes all have such limited scope of argument and expression?  Is it really that intelligence dictates who will believe in outlandish concepts and who will question or is it education?  I wonder  you know....nature or nurture?  I mean Ms Stations of the Cross here is sure she's in an exalted position of moral certitude yet has the expressive comprehension and style of an angry pre-teen with a lazy eye and a stump for a hand.  Bang on that keyboard and let Jesus speak through your defiled claw!

I'm guessing Church on a Sunday must be like being dropped into a barrel of monkeys!  I bet we could make a tidy sum running a genetic counseling service on the back of that!

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I just want to make sure that I understand where you stand on this:

Yes there are LOTS of people who know absolutely nothing about God! And yes I have educated them of his word!

If I am not mistaken, you feel that this is mandated by your religion. Is this correct?

So really, you immature ladies, if that's what I'm supposed to call you, need to grow up.

So is the next step to ridicule and put down the very people you have "educated"?

 Religion is not something I laugh about. Not funny.
 
Different people find different things funny. What difference does it make if they find your religion funny? Doesn't your bible say "If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave that home or town." Mathew 10:14

Find something better to do than make fun of people. You're an embarrassment to me as a women.

If you are embarrassed than that is on you. No one is responsible for your embarrassment but you. And really? How can someone believing differently than you do embarrass you?

Really you need an education.

So you delivered what you thought of as an education. Now shake the dust off and go away.

I'm a much better person than your acting.

OOOOHHHHH!!!!! Judge mental!!!
 

 

Mt:7:1: Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Lk:6:37: Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

 

Yep! Listed twice! Must be really important then.

Grow up and get over it.

Sound advice. I'm sure that you will be taking it yourself.

You obviously have issues with yourself.

And a lot of people believe that you have issues because you believe in what they see as an imaginary friend in the sky. So what?

Good Bye.....

So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight

I'm done with this post now.

WOO HOO!!!! Bye bye now!!!

Oh look!!! She couldn't handle it so, instead of trying to answer my questions, she just blocks me. Yep. That shows a lot of faith in her belief system.

You have to WANT to believe in order to listen so you are wasting your time and feelings here. Just my 2 cents. Have a great day!

Why would you open a thread titled Athiest Devotional. . .and think ANYONE wants to believe in a crazy fundamentalist Christian cult?
 
No one is angry. . .we're just making fun of you.

He is not right and he is full of Alabama **** The bible does NOT define brothers and sisters as being believers only. ALL the human being of his creation are brothers and sisters. The man spreading hate in God name and as you probably know, already God will not be mocked. Especially not by people who claim to follow the teachings Jesus.  

You are also DEAD WRONG. He discriminated again EVERYONE who doesn't call themselves a Christian under HIS definition of Christian. 

I think he is just One of MANY Christians who will wake up a little south of where they are expecting to wake up in eternity. Where do you think all the other self-righteous Pharisees ended up?