Daily Atheist Devotional #194 (Atheist Discrimination Edition)

We're alll DOOOOOOOOOOMED! It's minus three and a lake of fire sounds divine right now.  I'll go as long as I get to room with Marilyn Manson.  That boy is as smart as a whip and sound as a pound!

I don't know how to break this to the gifted God talking tongue of Jesus herself but the other day I did a **** that looked exactly like Our Lady of Guadalupe.  Now being that I often have mystical moments to myself I could have heralded in a whole new religion on the back of that one jobbie but sadly the sucker was so slick it soon broke into little fluffy DS poo pieces and then set like over mixed cement. 

Listen can *****y play on my team? She's got all the qualities I look for in a tape worm.  Tenacious, single minded, unyielding, unenvolved and further more she is so far up her own arse she proves she's more than qualified for the job.

Now can you give me a rolling tambourine JJEEESUS SAAAAAAAVVVES!  Oh yes he does...he pays compound interest and gives it to the rich!

For ***** sake as if I'd join her crowd can you imagine them in their ill fitting brogues and polyester trousers singing "Abide in me O Lord" with the collective DNA to make a foetal alcohol syndrome child look like Stephen Hawkings.    I bet the pastor looks like he stepped off the front of a bucket of Kentuky Fried Chicken!  No waay I'd join a big **** off Southern African American Church where they sing down the ******g roof stuff you with soul food and dance on coffins.  Born Again?  I'm not sure she was unless they used one hell of a suction cup which explains the shape of her hobbit head.

If Jesus doesn't discriminate between Christians and Jews (or other non-Christians), why should some lowly governor from Alabama feel that HE can?

"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus." (Galatians 3:28)

Sounds like this governor wants to put himself above god.

 So if he was an atheist and said the same thing, stating that Christians were not his brothers and sister but he wanted them to be, you wouldn't have been upset, offended, or concerned that he didn't represent you as a citizen of his state?

I would think it was just as wrong, and he was out of line. Why bring up religion (faith, or lack thereof) AT ALL? You're a GOVERNOR. Check the job description.

 Well if he said that then he would have never gotten elected. So you have to say what potential voters want to hear.

Yup, there's a reason only religitards hold office in America.

He's apologized, now, but not to ATHEISTS:

Bentley has apologized. He met with Jewish leaders and other faith leaders... but no atheists. Hmmm..... guess we're still not part of that COEXIST since we don't share belief in an invisible man with the theists.

Bentley Apologizes For Remark
Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley is apologizing for his remarks about only Christians being his brothers and sisters.

On January 20, 2011 at 9:41 AM Pacific Time, LeaAnn wrote:
He's apologized, now, but not to ATHEISTS:

 

Bentley has apologized. He met with Jewish leaders and other faith leaders... but no atheists. Hmmm..... guess we're still not part of that COEXIST since we don't share belief in an invisible man with the theists.

Oh yeah sure, I am positive he meant it too.  The only thing this idiot is sorry for is that he real feelings are outed and everyone knows what an ass hole he is.

Would you have felt discriminated against if the governer of your state said that anyone who did not accept Allah as their savior was not his brother or sister but he wanted you to be......would you have been comfortable with that?

*****ie- I agree with u 100%! We as Christians have a job to spread the word to others. I've read all the posting here and just the anger problems I'm seeing is disturbing. I havent read one post from you that showed anger. Yes its each persons choice what they believe. Not all will agree with us but as long as you've tried you did your good deed for the day. Walk away and keep smiling. When we all die, they will go where they go and we will go where we want to go (heaven). It obvious they need a higher power of some sort to help with the anger. Sad This post is meant for you by me saying, "Good Job". Spend your time focusing on others who don't make fun of God/Jesus or yourself. You have to WANT to believe in order to listen so you are wasting your time and feelings here. Just my 2 cents. Have a great day!