** WHY EAT AROUND YOUR SURGERY***

"BLR stands for Black Leather Rain and right off the bat I can tell you (that means everybody not just YOU) that I LOVE BLR"

Out of pure coincidence... BLR ALSO LOVES... BLR (...and Ruthie, but primarily BLR).  She also loves Phantom of the Opera.  But Phantom of the Opera does not involve cookies, so no one ever asks her, "WHY TRY IT?!"  If they were to ask such an obscene question, my response would be, "GERARD BUTLER, dumbass!"  This answer would be largely incorrect, because I originally fell for Michael Crawford in the role, but when you're presented with a Scottish hunk, what can you do?

"What other peole think of me is none of my business."

This is true, but I love knowing what others think of me, so I can waggle my naked and ever-shrinking ass in retort when they inevitably express their disapproval with some odd thing I'm up to at the time.

I do agree that the OP should stay away from crack.  Cocaine also is a hell of a drug, and should be avoided.

ROFLOL... 

BLR, it is a pleasure to make your aquaintance.  I hear that Botswana is the ONLY place in Africa to be from.  I have a friend in Vancouver that's a Botswanian, and she swearts it's true.  :-)

well said... thanks Ruthie and welcome...


want some chocolate balls?

I prefer my balls Schweddy:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156/saturday-night-live-nprs-deli cious-dish-schweddy-balls

 I thought it was Chef's Salty Balls that everyone craved post-op.

Have I told you today how much I appreciate you? Even though I have wasted time on what I knew would be an incredibly silly thread I have to admit that I had to try it. 

Nice job trying to educate the OP. Maybe you need to rethink your strategy, you don't seem to be reaching her. Might I suggest Colorforms or perhaps a rebus? I'm thinking English is not her first language, she is so fluent in dumbass. 

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls are easily a close second, I have to admit.

*LUVINS FIN!!!!*

Regarding rethinking the strategy, I misread your post as "Chloroform."

"Here, OP - does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
"Ummm...." *sniff*  *thud*

lol she blocked me when i called her out on being the troll who made the "DSers should get their vocal chords" shut thread.

looks like I struck a nerve. sad thing is she was researching the DS just 2 days ago according to her profile. SCARY!

 I hope she does not get a DS!  She is a total whack job and would make the rest of us look stupid with all the giggling. 

 Bwa ha ha, chlorform made me snort! On reflection I think that would be a better choice.  But you have to ask her if it smells like Colorforms. It's funnier that way!