Infamous Ds misinformation

Jessyw
on 2/10/10 7:07 am - polarbears&igloos, AK
Weird......where did my post go? lol! Darn you OH!

Anywho, You amazing Kirmy I Ya! 

-Jessy
      Hello, my name is Jessica  I'm 20 and I got my DS!! check out my page. 
        
                  
         I love my DS!!!!   sw(535)/cw(220)/goal (?)
  Wanna learn about the DS? Come to the DS forum or check out these websites:
                  http://www.dsfacts.com/ OR http://www.duodenalswitch.com/
Jessyw
on 2/10/10 6:59 am, edited 2/10/10 7:07 am - polarbears&igloos, AK
Lol Kirmy! 

-Jessy 

ETA: O wow, it came back. Lol.
      Hello, my name is Jessica  I'm 20 and I got my DS!! check out my page. 
        
                  
         I love my DS!!!!   sw(535)/cw(220)/goal (?)
  Wanna learn about the DS? Come to the DS forum or check out these websites:
                  http://www.dsfacts.com/ OR http://www.duodenalswitch.com/
kirmy
on 2/10/10 7:09 am - BF-Nowhere, United Kingdom
Whoooaaa this site is seriously broken!

crazy stuff is happening!


            

RIP Mickie aka Happychick.  You will be missed deeply.
LisaAnn
on 2/10/10 7:12 am - WA

Excellent information to get out to people!!! I love the straight forward way you come acorss!!

Lisa

229 / 148/ 135
Open DS Surgery with Dr. Martin @ Madigan 
Revision from 2006 - VBG
Hernia repair and tummy tuck - 05/12/2010
    

k9ophile
on 2/10/10 7:32 am
DSers have to squat over a toilet up to 10 times a day as their insides cascade out in a froth of vile diarrhea that will cause birds to drop dead from the sky.

Ah, birds dropping from the sky...  That could be a good thing for lousy hunters.  If they're just little ones like wrens, robins or such it takes a lot of them to make a decent meal.  But never ever discount a good source of protein.  Can't we just walk by a duck pond then drag the fattest ones home?

DSers are real mean.....

I suppose death by asphixiation is crueler than my grandmother's handy old hatchet that she kept in the barn.  I think she was too much of a lady to just wring their necks.  Didn't really matter to the yummy chicken that ended up on her dinner table though.  Free range poultry:  yummy.


"Our ultimate freedom is the right and power to decide how anybody or anything outside ourselves will affect us."  Stephen Covey

Don't litter!  Spay or neuter your pet

(deactivated member)
on 2/10/10 7:46 am
OMG, I loves you, Kirmy!

-from one smelly, bacon-eating, bum-weeing ***** to another!
Batwingsman
on 2/10/10 8:35 am - Garland, TX
 Well, I'd say wait until you're a lot more than barely a month out before taking any of the above as gospel ..  I remember being all "rainbows and roses"  about the DS for the first year or so out too ..   I've seen some of the above baddies come to pass in my last 3 1/2 years out, though, in one form or another, unfortunately ..  If not for me, then to some other DSer(s) (not saying that any of this is true for ALL of them, though) ..   

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

Jackie McGee
on 2/10/10 8:46 am - PA
You are hardly the picture of perfection when it comes to the DS, Paul. if anything, people should find out exactly what you've done with it and do the opposite. If they do that, they will be wonderfully successful.

 Proud mama of Mischa and Gabriel, both born post-op.

Nicolle
on 2/10/10 10:01 am
Okay, NOW I just spit up some soda on my screen. WTG, Jackie.

Nicolle

I had the kick-butt duodenal switch (DS)!

HW: 344 lbs      CW: 150 lbs

Type 2 diabetes and sleep apnea GONE!

thompson13x
on 2/10/10 2:56 pm - Fort Worth, TX

Its sad when folks who have had OTHER procedures and most likely do not frequent our board, know who to trust and who to just explicitly ignore when I comes to speaking about our procedure and what to expect as a result of it....

WTG Jackie for sure!!!

 


                      HW: 372lbs.   SW: 358lbs.  Goal: 180lbs. CW: 165ish          
                    Pants: 54 to 32 - Shirts: 4x to Med - I My DS!      
                              
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