New Day......New Pain....
Then I win with the pain in the ass guess!! lmao Hemorrhoids are NOT funny at all. I had them after child birth and I thought I would die. That really sucks. However, there is good news about hemorrhoids. My niece just got them removed (or whatever it is that they do), and she said it wasn't bad at all. When her father had hemorrhoids removed about 30 years ago, he stayed in the hospital for about a week in horrific. Times have really changed.
I got rid of mine by being really vigilant. I didn't sit on the toilet for long periods, I always used Preparation H, and soaked in warm baths. Mine went away. I hope yours go back where they came from.
Forget about the girl scout cookies. I'd eat the whole box.
