a friday funny

SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...... 
 
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to 
Like 'em! 
 
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned 
On a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet 
And put the cat in the backyard. 
 
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and 
We opened the front door to leave the house. 
 
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want 
The cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. 
 
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat 
Runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't 
Want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she 
Explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going 
Upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.' 
 
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, 
As we drove away. 'That stupid heffer was hiding under the bed. I had to poke 
Her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I 
Grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her 
From scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw 
Her out into the back yard!' 
 
 The cab driver hit a parked car. 
 

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!