Bet you can't help but laugh

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at
> home!
>
>         A man was found dead in his home over the
> weekend.
>
>         Detectives at the scene found the man face
> down in his  bathtub.
>
>         The tub had been filled with milk, sugar,
> and cornflakes.
>
>         A banana was sticking out of his butt.
>
>         Police suspect a cereal killer.