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Miss Mary
on 1/20/09 7:42 pm - Huntsville, AL
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe!  They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.   But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! ''What's going on here?" "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly. "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers".
Julie C.
on 1/20/09 7:59 pm - Gulf Shores, AL
 I bet you still have them too

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMMORROW, GOD IS ALREADY THERE!"
JULIE 
Certified OH Support Group Leader - Weigh Down (Baldwin County)
 RNY 1/17/06
 

Michele Luv
on 1/20/09 9:23 pm - Birmingham, AL
 Too funny my friend!!
Have a Wonderful BLESSED Day!!
Love you,
Michele

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Vickie G.
on 1/20/09 9:55 pm - AL
I knew them thangs would get you in trouble


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























jujujudy
on 1/20/09 10:22 pm - Russellville, AL
"OMG"Miss Mary you know you are certifibable crazy!! where did you git dim posters? Juju
Miss Mary
on 1/20/09 11:04 pm - Huntsville, AL
I made them myself. I had to view over 200 nude models to find just the right two. Oh, a rotten job but somebodies got to do it. Love, Miss Mary
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