funny
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to
the shoulder of the road,
carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my
car
facing oncoming traffic.
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats
exposing
their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.
And of course, traffic starts backing up.
Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of
his car and starts walking towards me.
I could tell he was not a happy camper! ''What's going on here?" "My car
has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers".

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