How come when you mix water
And flour together
you get glue?..
And then you add eggs
And sugar…
And you get cake?
Where did the glue go ?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know darned well where it went!
That’s what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT
Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."
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, Nanci 
One day I'm gonna post something serious and everyone's gonna miss it 
