Lunch

Joni Just Joni
on 1/15/09 11:36 am - Sheffield, AL

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez are having lunch together.

Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure?"

Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."

Jennifer Lopez agreed. "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.?"

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and
Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."

Brad Pitt followed and boasted, "It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the hottest man alive!!??"

Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes and asked, "Who in the heck is Mary Mapes ????!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vickie G.
on 1/15/09 11:48 am - AL

REALIZE Band on 03/30/09

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."