OUCH

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when 
he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little 
ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the 
middle.  The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was 
being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. ''That sure is a 
nice fire truck you got there" the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

As the firefighter looked a little closer, he couldn't help but 
notice that the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to 
the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you 
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the 
cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl then replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, 
but then I wouldn't have a siren."