Jokes....please bear with me tonight
After the Sunday service, the family was leaving a church they had been visiting for the first time.
The little boy noticed a war memorial sign on the wall. It listed the names of some members.
"Who are they, Dad?"
"Those are people who died in the service." said his Father
"Gee, said the boy, "I felt sleepy a couple of times but never did come close to dying."
Atheist already have a national holiday...........April Fools Day
A man got up on the morning after his wedding and told his new bride, "I want a hot meal. Prepare me one."She said, "You want a hot meal go set a bowl of cornflakes on fire. "
There were two brothers who were notorious for their wild and wicked ways. One brother died. The other brother went to the local pastor and said, "I'll give you $1,000 if you'll preach my brothers funeral and call him "a saint.'
The pastor said, "It's a deal." The hour of the funeral service came. The dead brother lay in the casket. The preacher rose and said, "This rascally man in this casket was a liar, a thief, an adulterer and a blasphemer, but compared to his brother, he was a saint.
I married my husband for his brains, With me it's the little things that count.
I'm so old my friends up in heaven have been waiting so long for me they are apt to decide I didn't make it.
Love to all Miss Mary
The little boy noticed a war memorial sign on the wall. It listed the names of some members.
"Who are they, Dad?"
"Those are people who died in the service." said his Father
"Gee, said the boy, "I felt sleepy a couple of times but never did come close to dying."
Atheist already have a national holiday...........April Fools Day
A man got up on the morning after his wedding and told his new bride, "I want a hot meal. Prepare me one."She said, "You want a hot meal go set a bowl of cornflakes on fire. "
There were two brothers who were notorious for their wild and wicked ways. One brother died. The other brother went to the local pastor and said, "I'll give you $1,000 if you'll preach my brothers funeral and call him "a saint.'
The pastor said, "It's a deal." The hour of the funeral service came. The dead brother lay in the casket. The preacher rose and said, "This rascally man in this casket was a liar, a thief, an adulterer and a blasphemer, but compared to his brother, he was a saint.
I married my husband for his brains, With me it's the little things that count.
I'm so old my friends up in heaven have been waiting so long for me they are apt to decide I didn't make it.
Love to all Miss Mary
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