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The Perfect Husband...
>
> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
> to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: "Hello."
>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
> MAN: "Yes."
>
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
>
> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
> models. I saw one I really liked."
>
> MAN: "How much?"
>
> WOMAN: "$90,000."
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year
> is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
>
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
> probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really
> a pretty good price."
>
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>
>
> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
>
> locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
>
> Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
>
>
>
>
> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
> to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: "Hello."
>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
> MAN: "Yes."
>
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
>
> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
> models. I saw one I really liked."
>
> MAN: "How much?"
>
> WOMAN: "$90,000."
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year
> is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
>
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
> probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really
> a pretty good price."
>
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>
>
> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
>
> locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
>
> Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
>
>
>
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Can you post that number?? I need to call my husband!! He sounds like he's in a good mood tonight.. beats the mood he's in now!! 
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