I'm on "Goal Watch"... move, scale!

So, I'm almost 23 months out of surgery. I started at 375.

My surgeon's goal was 250 and I hit that at week 36.

My original goal was 175 and I hit that at week 76.

My revised goal is 150 and I'm starting week 99.

Yes. I've been doing this crap for nearly 100 freaking weeks! *laughing*

I've been floating around 151.2 and 152.7 over the past week. Gained 7 pounds 3 weeks ago and it came right back off after I got home from a trip. So, now I'm just waiting to see that beautiful 150 on the scale.

I do, pretty much, already consider myself at goal as I think anything 148-153 will be my maintenance range for a while. This pain patch can cause weight gain though so I'm a little worried. Add to that TOM and I am not sure if I'll see goal this week, but I REALLY hope so.

Can you guys get up and do a major "move it, scale, move it" dance with me... okay, ready? Set! GOOOO!!!!

:)

Nah, I'm not crazy. Not at all.

Double dose of ex lax and go donate blood and save the world :) You 'll be at goal before you know it!

*sputter*

I ******g love you. I needed that laugh. Girl, I'm taking so many stool softeners with this stupid hydrocodone... yeah. Eh, I'll toss some Milk of Magnesia in there and not eat for 3 days. That should freaking do it. I don't do blood.

(We're kidding, guys!)

Girl...im pretty sure I said EX LAX!!!!!  Dont bother with the "soft" stuff (no pun intended....really....i swear) - go straight for the stimulants hahaha. Or I'll loan you a 4 liter dose of laxative....

And i'm pretty sure you can handle a needle if it means a whole freaking POUND. 

Im totally gonna sit at home tomorrow morning and refuse to go to wor****il I see a goal post :-p

Well, you can probably take a few days off... TOM (I don't get periods anymore after the ablation, but I can always tell because I have to add a few pieces of dark chocolate and pumpkin seeds to my diet or I end up binging on all kinds of crap). It will probably be early next week, if the pattern holds... if it holds :)

Women's bodies suck!

Can you say, "Colon Hydrotherapy"? You'll dump 3-4 pounds in an hour. No ExLax needed! Just about 100 bucks!

Google it. You'll scream!

ROFL. Alison wants me to **** myself silly and let the vampires have me and you want me to stick a hose up my ass.

I need new friends.

:)

New friend???? But we have just proven we know how valuable and important 2 pounds can be!!!!

Seriously!!! Is she trying to get rid of us??  This woman forgot she's sharing a room with me in a few months....and I know where she'll be sleeping. Hmmmppphhhh. 

I love you guys - this is the first hard laugh ive had in a while ;)