any tips for vanquishing the sweettooth dragon???

ok quick everyone i need help i have done really well and i ate my dinner about an hour ago and now i have a big ugly "hungry" monster on my back saying i need sweetness. HELP?!?!  any tips how to get it to go away? or at least leave me alone till tomorrow.

Try eating some ice cream on an empty stomach. It makes me so sick I can't even explain it. Almost instantaneous diarrhea and a cramping feeling for hours. Has something to do with undigested sugars dropping right into the intestine. Stimulating your pylorus to clear your stomach contents without digesting is an awful experience, and one I will NEVER repeat.

So! If you want to kill your desire for sweet things, attempt what I just mentioned. It's like burning your hand on a hot stove. You do it once, learn and never go near it again LOL. I don't even desire sweet food now because of it. 

i would do that and it would work really well if i was already post op unfortunetly i am scheduled for middle of may(somewhere) i havent scheduled officially yet. but i am on a pre op diet and i dont want to ruin my day! i wish my stomach would get sick when i ate ice cream.... but right now all it does is go nom nom nom yumy yummy yummy more more more!!!!!!!!

 LOL more more more !!! hehe.

How about a protein bar?

 Time.

You'll adjust over time. 

Distract yourself with something else and push through it.   You could try to substitute it with something else... but then you're going to be eating more.  Just pass.

Skim milk with sugar free hersheys
Protein shake
Protein bar
Frozen fruit
Crystal lite in water
Sugar free pPopsicles

Oh Yeah! protein bar
Quest protein bar
cottage cheese with Lite applesauce
Sweet Freedom splenda chocolate fudge popcicle

Eat two calcium chewy bites, chocolate or carmel!

Hi try going to bed a little early. Take a Benadryl to help you sleep.

 Sugar free popcicles did it for me. However you will get sick of sweet really fast sounding worry. Post op I try to use the Calcet creamy calcium citrate chews in the chocolate flavor. They are like little brownie bits and def take care of a dessert craving.