This is WAY over the top!

Yep.... wouldn't have believed it, but I guess it did get more effin' stupid.

Wow
Time for a new thread
What about
" Dr. Bentacourt is really an alien from Mars"... documents of proof to follow.
and, "Dr. Almanza enters World Book of Records by performing 694 surgeries in 1 day"
or Local Girl selling "chicklets" now Head Nurse at WLS Clinic
and "Dr. Alvarez and Acevese found to be "Illegal Mexican Nationals" from Canada.
LMAO... and yes... I did not spell check or X post on 24 other forums.

Still funny but personal...
How bout "BigisBad shot in head by looney toon in Saskatchewan while on vacation"...
sues the province but cannot pay because no one lives there... or did someone come back and turn the lights on?
I'm smiling...

To Sask...
Boy you spend a lot of time cutting and pasting.
Answer me this... just yes or no please
Did YOU go to this clinic.
If so, did you request to see the certificate in question.
If no... hmmmm
I could keep going but its just too comical to read all this crap from people that just trust other posters.
So many posters sign up under soooo many screen names that its comical.
Gotta go... must sign out and sign in under another name.
Keeps me young ya know.
;)

I gotta say bigisbad, you are hilarious!  Some of your posts have made me ROFLMAO!  Want to hear another funny one?  Do you remember when MWG spent one of her smear campaigns claiming that Dr. Betancourt used to be a doctor but lost his license?  She spent several weeks on that one.  Now she claims he never was a doctor at all?  Does that mean...OMG!  ...she was WRONG?!  hahahaha!  If she was wrong once, could she be wrong again?  OH NO!  And I'm suppose to post proof that they are wrong, they don't have to provide proof that they are right.

I'll answer your question.  No they didn't go to that clinic.  They are spouting off what the doc they work for has said to them they should say.  It's their JOB to cause drama!  I think you are right, the next thing will be..Dr. Betancourt is from Mars...film at 11.  Bigisbad jumps off the face of the earth because he went crazy reading a chat board!  Woman from Canada by way of Arizona is found with her fingers stuck to the keyboard of her computer because she was online too long!  She died from lack of sunlight!  LOL!  I could go on...but it's your turn.  You are funnier than I.  It's Sunday, I'm going to watch a movie with my family now.  Buh bye!

WOW,
I missed all the craziness on here!  

My LAST patient that went there was in January.  I had patients booked right into April, but all of my patients went to a different clinic.  I had no patients at that clinic in March, Period.

None of them went to Betancourts clinic.  But their names were booked on his schedule through Shirley, and after Shirley left there was no one there to take them off. 

My patients attend a support group, so they know each other and they know me!  I can guarantee that none of the people who attend my support group got their surgeries at Hospital Jerusalem past the end of January.  Not one.

Andres Betancourt is so out of touch he doesn't even know who actually went to his own clinic.

As for the rest of this nonsense, he threatened me, and my staff and is desperate to make things up.  Sandy is posting an email that I am frankly proud of.  I have nothing to hide.  I have stated the facts.  Andres Betancourt is not a doctor. 

I challenge any one of you to post a valid medical license for Andres Betancourt in any jurisdiction.

Melanie

Ok... I'll come clean.
Yes I am a coordinator.
Somebody from the Mid West is my partner. Cant remember her name but Im lookin for her license right now ta prove it. If I cant find her's I'll just photshop someone elses if ya need it.
I work for FAT is not Beautiful out of Bumfrigme, Saskatchewan
Yes that's in Canada where there are no people.
Our surgeon is Dr. Ballerina Bear, he is a native and has an assistant who we call doc.
Now don't get me wrong... I have not seen doc's certificate... but we all call him doc anyways.
He's usually at the cafe most morning sitting with the John Deere dealer guys.
Doc also knows alot about barley, granola and herbicide... maybe that's why we call him doc?
We are booking as early as April 1... that's along as were not calving that day. Sometimes ya gotta share a table in the OR if we have a breach or just a stubborn cow... seems like theres afew in this forum... or should I start a new thread.
Lighten up People!
A lighter you... a Lighter me
hmmm.... maybe a new clinic.... (I mean hospital)  coming to a town near you
Cheers

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I have had some complications with everything. When I got home from Mexico, I got my first infection. It was a small staph infection at my port site. Antibiotics cleared it up. Two weeks later another staph infection, it started at the port site and spread to underneath my breasts. Again, antibiotics and steroids this time and it cleared up. At the beginning of March another infection, this time it started on the right side of my abdomen and spread to the port site, more antibiotics and steroids to clear it up. Sunday another infection started at the port site, spread from under my breasts, down my abdomen, in my belly button, and then down to my groin area. Again more antibiotics, steroids, pain meds (it is extremely painful), and drainage tubes to help drain the infection. If the antibiotics do not work, I will have to go in for IV antibiotics.

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