Squeeky Pants

Alright, I've been trying to keep my mind of my budyy who's in the hospital (no change so far). So I went to the thrift store to look for 70's accessories and found the most insane vinyl Red Pants. Wow, is all my mom would say. Hey, I wouldn't wear them in public, but I will this weekend if I can find an appropriate blouse to go with it. One problem. When I wear them, I squeek. I mean really loudly squeek, like fingernails on chlkboard kinda annoyingly squeek. any recommendations? Baby oil? Wax? Vaseline? I mean I wouldn't be caught dead in a public place with them on but hey, for my friend, I'll embarrass myself. Jane

Jane, Oh I needed a good laugh ! You got me when you said that your mom would say WOW. My momma used to say that too. She passed away 4 years ago and I sure miss her. I have no remedy for your squeak. Just shake what your momma gave ya and have a great time! Jennifer

No recommendations Jane, but I can't wait to hear them lolololo!! Jackie

LOL - havent a clue what to recommend but the visual, or should I say, audio, had me laughing. I decided to ditch my black stirrup "wet paint" pants.... gonna go with a mini-skirt and sparkly fishnet stockings instead. Never in a million years woulda worn a mini in the 70's, I was just too large - but now? I'z GONNA!!! Even if my knees/thighs look bad - theyve surely looked worst! See you on Friday!

You wear that mini-skirt Girl!! I'd wear one too, but unless I can find some high thigh boots to wear with them, it ain't happing. My cottage cheese thighs would scare anyone, including WLS people. I may nix the pants, but I'll bring them to show you. I might still wea rthem with my "Disco sucks" shirt. I'm glad I could give you a laugh. I was laughing too.

How about trying some powder inside them? I don't know what to suggest for the outside. I can't wait to see them. Loris

Hey woman, Lei stated she didn't know WHAT to recommend.. however, she recommended baby oil on my new-found disco boots LOL.. I'm sure they are or similar material.. Give it a shot, and see if it works, you can always wipe it off lol I think they sound smokin girl... Cant wait to see em!

Don't make me nick name you squeeeky.....

HA, ha, ha. Ok, no nicknames please. I had enough of those in high school.

You are too funny! First thing i thought of was a tight wad. Ya know they sqeek when they walk lol. Wish i could find something more 70's but what I have will have to do. Ordered a dress off ebay for .99 and hope it gets here in time. No funds to keep shopping so what i have will have to do. Been looking for my old peace jewelry from high school. Hope I find it in time. LOL Shannon