WARNING, TMI.......

youve been warned....

I feel like i have something stuck at the opening of my rectum.....its like a constipated poop plug...

it wont come out, looser watery stool is coming out around it, but it wont come out....

Ya'll how am i gonna get this thing outta there, and then how am i gonna prevent this from ever happening again....?

My anus is so sore its as if i scream in pain when stool passes...my rectum has a pulse, i can feel it...

I have a sitz bath that i plan on sitting on when i get back from taking my 6 y/o to the dentist...i hope i dont have a poop pain while im there...

i have been taking all my vits, and calcium always constipated me...I have also had to take some lortab lately, so im sure thats another cause of it...

Can we do the stuff like fibercon or those other things that you mix in water and drink...i cant think of the name of them....?

Tara, get a Fleet enema and use it.  I'm going to PM you too, I have another suggestion but don't want to put it on the WWW.

Dana,
I went to the pharmacy and he gave me the mineral oil fleet,  he said it will slick that puppy up and it should just come right out....God i love the country drug stores...

I got your PM, tried that, that may be why im so sore....lol

I stay regular with Colace....one pill every two days now. Or two pills if I haven't gone in a few days. Other people use Benefiber or Miralax daily, just have to find what works for you!

Thanks Kimi,
I used to take 2 peri-colace each day without success so i may switch to colace as it has a laxative as well as stool softener....all i know is i gotta do something this crap hurts....pun intended....lol

Passing a beer can are ya?

May have to grease up the poop chute for the thing to pass on through.  Be mindful too that you could wind up with an anal fissure from pushing too hard.  I like Dana's suggestion of breaking out the enema.  May have to break out the rubber gloves to digitize the offender. 

Don Oh Don...I dont know what im gonna do with you...your a mess....

The anal fissure scares the heck outta me...You think along the same lines as DH, he volunteered to wholler it out for me....lol

MEN!!!!

I feel for you if you get a fissure.  Had a small one about the time I had to go have my prostrate checked.  Lord's name in vain, mofo, sum***** it hurt!

 Wasn't there a popular movie a few years back called Searching For Anal Fissure ?  

  BUTT seriously ..  (oops     )     Hopefully you are not starting to get an impaction, which can be serious (and do NOT try to get things moving along with a laxative, which can be very dangerous   ) ..  If the pallative methods mentioned do not seem to get the job done, be sure to get thee behind to thy doc, a.s.a.p.     ----->                    

Your too funny with your smileys.....I'm taking some miralax today...

my pharmacist in Oklahoma told me to use Desitin creamy, for hemorrhoids or swollen membranes, so i went and bought a tube of that and preparation H just for the nozzle and it helped tremendously..

hopefully today will be better than yesterday!!