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ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter
Comes downstairs for her date
With this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
Telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her
'Loosen up Grams.
These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!'
And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
And the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
That she has friends coming over
And that it is just not appropriate....
The grandmother says,
'Loosen up, Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
Then I can display my hanging baskets.
(This is too funny not to share!)
ME TOO !!!
Her name was "Aunt Bill" and she was a HOOT ! I have no idea what her real name was or how she came by a masculine name - probably short for "Billie". She was my great-aunt and from East Texas and always cracked me up. First time I ever saw a microwave was in her trailer in Jacksonville, TX!
Her name was "Aunt Bill" and she was a HOOT ! I have no idea what her real name was or how she came by a masculine name - probably short for "Billie". She was my great-aunt and from East Texas and always cracked me up. First time I ever saw a microwave was in her trailer in Jacksonville, TX!
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