OT - Funny blonde joke!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in magical fairyland when they meet a fairy who says that will each be transformed in to something not human if they jump off this bridge and call out their wish.
The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and calls out "Eagle !" and she turns into a majestic bird of prey and flies away.
The redhead jumps off the bridge and calls out "Salmon!" and she turns into a salmon and swims upstream to spawn.
At this point the blonde is very excited to be transformed and she jumps off the bridge without choosing what to become.
In mid air she panics and blurts out "sh*t" !!" = )
The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and calls out "Eagle !" and she turns into a majestic bird of prey and flies away.
The redhead jumps off the bridge and calls out "Salmon!" and she turns into a salmon and swims upstream to spawn.
At this point the blonde is very excited to be transformed and she jumps off the bridge without choosing what to become.
In mid air she panics and blurts out "sh*t" !!" = )
Initial surgery 2006-Highest weight 305 - got down to 180
Having revision surgery soon!
Current 265 / Goal 180
"We can't all be heros. Someone has to clap for me when I walk by!"
Hahahahaaaaaaa I'm laughing even though I'm blonde...well sorta...
Open RNY 3/30/01 260lbs - 130lbs 
Yvonne McCarthy, CLC. Health & Wellness Coach (full time volunteer). I am happy to help if I can. Visit www.bariatricgirl.com and see the Bariatric Girl blog! Also check out my Facebook Bariatric Girl Page. Photography site www.yvonnemccarthy.com .„ø¤º°¨ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨„ø¤º°¨ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨
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