OT "Funny" Joke, I PROMISE its funny...

Monique So Sweet
on 6/30/09 1:03 am - The most southern tip of..., TX
Some CLASSIFIED Ads for ya!

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8-years old. Hateful little ******* Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES:
Mother, AKC German Shepherd..
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK:
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES:
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE :
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

U tell me that I sin,
U say Im bound for hell,
So once ur judgment condemns U,
I SHALL SEE U THERE.


I'd rather be an OPEN sinner
than a FALSE saint...

ttambo
on 6/30/09 1:33 am - Galveston, TX
I love it!!!  I have shared the smile with several friends :-)  Thank you sweetie!



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Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
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Kathy B.
on 6/30/09 2:18 am - TX
ROFLMAO!!

Smile, it increases your face value.

Kathy B.
on 6/30/09 2:18 am - TX
ROFLMAO!!

Smile, it increases your face value.

katerir
on 6/30/09 3:16 am - Branch, LA
 
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