Important Women's Health Issue

cajungirl
on 6/30/09 5:29 am
Thought this was quiet and wanted to share with all the ladies, lol.

Important Women's Health Issue:  
 

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         Do you have feelings of inadequacy?  
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         Do you suffer from shyness?  
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         Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?  
 
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.  
 
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.  Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.  You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.  Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.  
 
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.  
 
Side effects may include:  
- Dizziness  
- Nausea  
- Vomiting  
- Incarceration  
- Erotic lustfulness  
- Loss of motor control  
- Loss of clothing  
- Loss of money  
- Loss of virginity  
- Table dancing  
- Headache  
- Dehydration  
- Dry mouth  
- And a desire to sing Karaoke  
 
WARNINGS:
 

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         The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.  
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         The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.  
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         The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.  
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         The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.  
 
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.  
 
Thank you

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ttambo
on 6/30/09 6:50 am - Galveston, TX
"The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.  
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         The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.  
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         The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.  
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         The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.  "

So that is what is wrong with me?!?!?   ROFLMAO!!!



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Vicki V.
on 6/30/09 7:04 am - Corpus Christi, TX
Thank God I can't really tolerate tequila since WLS.  However, i have had similar side effects from Bloody Marys. 
Vicki

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LouZenIt
on 6/30/09 7:44 am - Arlington, TX
AHHH.........Margaritas how I miss thee!    Tequila always has been hard on my stomach and now that most of it is missing I best just NOT!

Which leads me to my next comment - Lately I've been thinking allot about the Toby Keith song -"You Ain't much Fun since I quit Drinkin" 

Thanks for the Laugh!!!!
Laurie J

 
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Cheryl S.
on 6/30/09 7:56 am, edited 6/30/09 7:57 am - Denton, TX
Well that song about  "tequila makes her clothes fall off"  yep that was written for me even if the writers didn't know it.. LOL

Little known fact is that Tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant (maybe that is why it makes me so happy)...LOL
Although I choose not to partake because of the wardrobe malfunction issue...
meggieintx
on 6/30/09 8:00 am - Fort Worth, TX
We use to give my evil sister tequila because it was like truth serum!! It was the only time we could believe what she told us!!
Megan
Megan 
Sarah448
on 6/30/09 8:09 am - Friendswood, TX
  And you don't even need a doctor's script - it is OTC !!! 

Gina 22 years out
on 6/30/09 9:29 pm - Burleson, TX
DANA-that's hysterical!!! I got all adventurous the other night at Joe's and decided to try a "Red Bull Rita"....was really good...I highly recommend it...UNLESS you've a RNY, in which case you may still have a GROUCHY POUCH 5 days later...just sayin'...but it WAS good!!

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meggieintx
on 6/30/09 11:20 pm - Fort Worth, TX
Massive caffeine and alcohol!! No wonder your pouch is grouchy!! Silly Gina!! So glad you love me and there is nothing I can do about, helps me start the day on an up note!!
Meggie
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