:-D I thought this was cute.
A woman suffering from kleptomania had been caught shoplifting in
a supermarket and had to appear in court. She took her
long-suffering husband along for moral support. The prosecution
proved that the theft had taken place, so the judge told her
that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail
term.
This time you stole a can of tomatoes. Let us suppose that there
were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree? The woman agreed.
Then I sentence you to six nights in jail," the judge told her.The husband jumped to his feet and addressed the judge, "Your
honor, may I approach the bench?" Well," said the judge, "this is
somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case. You
may approach the bench." The husband wasted no time getting there
and, leaning forward, he said in a low voice, "She also stole a
can of peas."
Hope you guy's enjoyed this as much as I did. Hope no one takes offence.
Love,
Sara.