Dang Oprah! Dang DVR! Dang Dreams!

pannellm
on 3/15/09 11:49 am - Ripley, MS
Sounds like a wonderful anxiety dream.

I am a nurse and when I went from working a regular full time job to working for a temporary staffing agency, a couple nights before my first assignment I had a dream that I couldn't find the facility I was supposed to work at, then when I did find it, it was a dirty metal building with dirty concrete floors and my job for that shift was going to be to masterbate insane people to keep them under control...they even made me wear coveralls and since I'm a fatty, they didn't have any in my size, so they were way too tight....thank God I woke up before the "work" started!!!

I saw that Oprah too.  It was scary!!!
Three4Me
on 3/15/09 1:46 pm
Okay (LMAO)....you WIN the crazy dream prize...that is so funny...I can't stop laughing...that is so darn funny....I don't know if the "masterbating insane people" or the "coveralls" would be worse! LOL!  I feel better now.

 

  

Preop Weight 293/SW 289/CW 202.3/GW 165/LW158

pannellm
on 3/15/09 11:32 pm - Ripley, MS
I hadn't thought about that dream in a long time until you mentioned this Oprah dream.  I could see Oprah standing there with gloves hanging out of her nose....it was so funny!

I can still remember that dream like it was yesterday.  I was like, but I have my scrubs on, why do I need Coveralls, and the woman in my dream was like, "this is a really messy job, you've got to wear the coveralls."  And then she told me what I was gonna have to do and I remember saying (in my dream, "Oh hell no.  They didn't tell me I'd have to do anything like tha when they scheduled me for this shift. I'm calling the agency."
Three4Me
on 3/16/09 12:39 pm
Bawhahahaha....that is so funny!!! Calling the agency is hilarious...still keeping your professionalism despite the job description....! 

 

  

Preop Weight 293/SW 289/CW 202.3/GW 165/LW158

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