100 lbs... HIStory!
(Blues style harmonica playin' in the background... Preacher Mike begins to sing....)
Well, I woke up this mornin'!
Got up outta bed.
Thoughts and decisions, runnin' through my head.
Got up on the scales, and to my surprise...
100 lbs gone, from hips and my thighs.
Oh what delightment! Oh wonderful story!
I'm 100 lbs lighter, God gets the glory!
Thinkin' you might like, to lose 100 lbs too?
Go down to Baptist, and here's what you do...
Talk to Dr. McDowell, and his wonderful staff.
He is so funny, will make your face laugh.
He'll crack you open, re-alter your guts.
Pounds will fall off of your guts, and your butts!
(Songs over... you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.... )
Preacher Mike
Well, I woke up this mornin'!
Got up outta bed.
Thoughts and decisions, runnin' through my head.
Got up on the scales, and to my surprise...
100 lbs gone, from hips and my thighs.
Oh what delightment! Oh wonderful story!
I'm 100 lbs lighter, God gets the glory!
Thinkin' you might like, to lose 100 lbs too?
Go down to Baptist, and here's what you do...
Talk to Dr. McDowell, and his wonderful staff.
He is so funny, will make your face laugh.
He'll crack you open, re-alter your guts.
Pounds will fall off of your guts, and your butts!
(Songs over... you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.... )
Preacher Mike