A little something about stress

   We all have stress in our lives. It's how we deal with it that makes a difference.  Check this out:
A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience raised a glass of water and asked.
     'How heavy is this glass of water?'
     Answers called out ranged from 2 to 5 pounds.
     The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
     In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.' He continued, 'And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on.'  'As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.'
     'So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can.'
     So, my friend put down anything that may be a burden to you right now. Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while.

 Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is to simply be kind to others.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well.  Just get up and dance!!

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way,  you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you.  The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.     

     Hope that relieved a little of your stress!

DANG BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My attention span is that of a 12 year old with ADD

That has to be the longest post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I know it's kinda long, but when I found it I thought it might help someone out somehow.  I know I have been under a lot of stress lately, both at work and with some family stuff - and it somehow seemed to lighten my load a little. Just thought someone here might also find it worthwhile.

Oh I am sure it will help several people cause lord knows stress is running rampid this year.

I am sorry you been stressed lately. I hope you feel better soon.

Good post Bama sometimes you just have to stop and smell the roses!!!

great post.  what with the economy, health, and upcoming holidays, it was very timely.
marilyn

Thanks Bob and Marilyn - glad you found it worthwhile!