OT: Laugh a little!

Three old ladies were sitting side by side on patio chairs at their Orlando retirement home reminiscing.
 
The first lady recalled from years past shopping at the local Piggly Wiggly and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
 
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
 
The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I sure remember the guy you're talking about.
 
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Morris, an 82 year-old man in Miami, went to the doctor at the local medical clinic to get a physical.
 
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
 
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
 
'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma' and 'be cheerful.'' Morris replied.
 
To which the doctor said, 'I didn't say that, Morris.  I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!'
 
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A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor in Leesburg, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
 
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
 
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
 
'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids.'

Cute, Bama Bob, really cute.

When are you going to change your avatar picture??  I can't wait to see the new Bama Bob!!  We need to see a new picture for the TN Bob from Clarksville as well.  You guys need to get busy with the camera. 
Thanks for the laugh.
Sherry

I love reading these BAMA,,,!! LOL
THANKS

Glad ya enjoyed em Janice!  I like laughter - too much serious crap in our daily lives now a days. Laughter IS the best medicine oftentimes!