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It was so good to have some new ladies join us tonight. Shannon and Pat, I hope that you guys will comeback again. It was so nice meeting you. If you ever need anything just shoot me an email or give me a call 532-4602. Hugs, Britt

Thanks Britt, I had a great time and I will be back.

YOU'RE "OFFICIAL" NOW!!!!!!!! I ADDED YOU TO OUR SC WEIGHT LOSS LIST ... WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!

I have to say that I'm disappointed that you won't have time to give us a commentary on the meeting tonight, though I understand you need to take some time off. It's always interesting to hear what you have to say and it was "balls" of fun tonight. Anyway, I'm going to be a good girl and head to my shop right now. Love ya, B

WELL, GREAT "BALLS" OF FIRE, MS B ... NOW, YOU KNOW I PROMISED NICK I WOULD NOT, NOT, NOT SIT FOR HOURS POSTING ... DON'T TELL ANY ONE, BUT I WAS SO WIRED AFTER LAST NIGHT'S LCBBuddies MEETING THAT I WAS UP ALL NIGHT; I COULD HAVE RUN THE MARATHON I HAD SO MUCH ENERGY! SO, WHAT DID I DO? CLEAN OUR HOUSE? WASH CLOTHES? DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE? NOPE ... I POSTED ... WELL, GEEEEZ, IT'S LIKE WITHDRAWAL & I'M NOT WITHDRAWING WELL. WHAT? YOU SAY IT'S EASY? "BALL"DER-DASH! IT'S LIKE A "BALL"DA-CIOUS CHALLENGE! (OK, FOR THE REST OF YOU, IT'S A BIT OF AN INSIDE JOKE.) SO, THIS MORNING, NICK GOT UP AT 4:45am & I LAID DOWN AT 5:30. NOW, MY SWEET NICKY GAVE ME ONE OF "THOSE" LOOKS & KINDA "HUMMMPPPHED" AT ME BUT DIDN'T SAY A WORD. I THINK I DOZED OFF AROUND 6:45 & HE CALLED ME AROUND 10:45 GLEEFULLY WAKING ME UP. HE ENJOYED HIS REVENGE FAR TOOOO MUCH! I SWEAR THAT MS CHERYL SPIKED OUR TEA WITH SOME OF HER FAMOUS BANANA RUM CUZ EVERYONE WAS IN RARE FORM LAST NIGHT. EVEN BEFORE NICK & I ARRIVED, MY DEAR FRIEND ... MY SISTER IN "THE BATTLE OF THE STALL" ... MS CHERYL ... BETRAYED ME OVER A PROTEIN BAR ... OH, THE PAIN OF IT ALL I WAS CRUSHED !!! WELL IT WAS A YUMMY POWER CRUNCH BAR, SO I CAN KINDA UNDERSTAND IT ... BUT, NO, I'M STANDIN' MY GROUND ... I AM CRUSHED!!! CRUNCH BAR OR NO CRUNCH BAR! THEN MS BRITTY ... WELL, YOU KNOW HOW THIS YOUNGER GENERATION IS ... SHE WAS BRAGGIN' ABOUT "SQUATTIN' OVER BALLS" (HINT: THE INSIDE JOKE) & IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IT ... HER HUBBY, TED, IS OUT OF TOWN ... OH SHAME, SHAME! NOW, AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH ... MR CECIL, MS BARBARA'S (VERY SHOCKING) HUBBY WAS BRAGGIN' ABOUT HOW HE DIDN'T NEED TO PAY ALL THAT MONEY & GO THROUGH ALL THAT HUMILIATION OF GAWKING NURSES FOR THE BIG "V" ... CUZ HE HAD A TEMP OF 102 (YA KNOW HIGH TEMPS CAN MAKE MEN STERILE ). I MEAN TO SAY (BLUSH, BLUSH SHARE MORE, MR CECIL!!!) ... NOW THAT MS BARBARA IS FEELIN' SOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER , (SHE NEEDS TO SHARE SOME OF THOSE NEW MEDS OF HERS!) WE CAN ONLY I-M-A-G-I-N-E WHAT MS BARBARA IS PUTTIN' MR CECIL THROUGH TO RAISE HIS TEMPERATURE THAT MUCH!!!!!!!! TO THINK THAT WE ALL THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE SUCH GENTLE FOLK ... FROM THE SMILE ON CECIL'S FACE ... OHHHH, NOT SO, NOT SO ... THESE TWO ARE A BALL OF FIRE ('NOTHER INSIDE JOKE)! MUCH TO OUR (FAKE) SHOCK! THEN THERE WAS MS DONA. NOW, I WAS DOIN' MY BEST TO KISS UP TO HER & HUMBLY APOLOGIZE FOR TOTALLY MISSING HER AT THE LAST MUSC SUPPORT GROUP MEETING (I MEAN, SHE WAS SITTIN' BEHIND ME & IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE EYES GROWIN' OUT OF THE BACK OF MY HEAD ... OH YEAH, I FORGOT TO MENTION ... SHE WAS SITTING RIGHT BEHIND ME IN THE NEXT ROW ... OHHHH OOOOPS ... SLIGHT FOOOO-PAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! BUT, DO YOU THINK SHE COULD BE GRACIOUS & LET ME OFF THE HOOK? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE WHAPPED ME UPSIDE THE HEAD A COUPLE TIMES JUST TO GET MY ATTENTION & THENNNNNN, SHE ACCEPTED MY APOLOGY. WOW, PAINFUL LESSON LEARNED! I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR ... WHAP! THEN THERE WAS MS SUSANN & MS MARY ... DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHECK THEIR DRINKS OL' MS SUSANN WAS LOUNGIN' BACK ON THE BAR STOOL WITH HER FEET UP ON ANOTHER BAR STOOL & THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE JUMPS UP & SAYS HER FEET & BOOTY FELL ASLEEP ... LIKE I R-E-A-L-L-Y NEEDED TO KNOW SHE HAD A DEAD END! ALL THE WHILE, MS MARY IS JUST SMILIN' & LAUGHIN' (HMMMM, SOME "INSIDE" JOKE, I'D IMAGINE) ... NOW, THAT GIRL WAS HAVING HERSELF A GOOOOOOOOOOOD TIME! YEP, I THINK WE NEED A "DRINK PATROL" ... SOMEONE TO MONITOR THE FLUIDS, YA KNOW (REMEMBER, WE'RE MEETING IN A BAR, FOLKS ... NOT TO POINT A FINGER, BUT WE NEED A BREATHALIZER MACHINE HERE! THESE GIRLS WERE HAVIN' WAYYYYYYY TOO MUCH FUN! OUR POOR NEWBIES, MS PAT & MS SHANNON MUST HAVE HAD SECOND THOUGHTS! &, I BET MS BECKY WAS EXPLAININ' TO MS PAT ALL THE WAY HOME ... "IT MUSTA BEEN SOMETHING IN THE WATER ... THEY'RE USUALLY SO ... UHHHH ... "NORMAL" , YA KNOW?" YEAH, RIGHT! YUPPERS, WE WERE ALL AT OUR BEST LAST NIGHT! SEE Y'ALL NEXT THURSDAY ... THE TOWN CRIERS DAWN & NICK

Had a great time tonight ,I must say everyone looks so slimming tonight you all have been such a blessing thanks for all the info & help Becky

Great meeting tonight. So good to see everybody doing great and meet the new guys.