here's one for today (not for the kids)

          After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks. 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues. 'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear. 'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured. 'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers. 'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands. She whispers in his ear 'That's me before the surgery.'

 

Okay, that one made me LOL for sure...loved it.  Glad you are trying to resurrect the board a little..it has gotten way too quiet.  I thought it was just the holidays but seems like everyone has just been lurking around!

well, glad to.  i quit posting because i never really got responses.  now i figure i'll just post funnies. hopefully make people laugh.

Very funny indeed! Luv it!

cute isn't it??  tomorrow's will be really funny.  i gotta get a friend to send it back to me though.  i can't find it on my computer.  i think i accidentally deleted it.

Too Funny.....First time I've been on here in a while.... by the way....I do remember calling you last night....

ok, chicky!!!  but i called back and you didn't answer.  did you get my message??

Got ur message but had to go to bed...I was um....tired....LOL.. I might  try to call you later....

lmao! too funny..