jen drama .. lol

i hadnt been around for a while.. life is hectic with christmas, and robs bday tomorrow and karingtons 5th bday saturday.. but after today at the doctor i thought of yall.. and thought i should share this crazy story with everyone! LOL i knew yall would appreciate it..  sooo i go to the doctor bc i have a place on my leg and the lymph nodes in my left groin area are swollen up and hurting.. I get in the room and the nurse comes in, gives me a sheet tells me to strip waist down and cover with the sheet.. So i do.. and i wait for the doc.. and i wait.. wait.. some more.. etc.. i waited there like that for an hour!!! i was like WTF.. then the FIRE ALARM of all things goes off.. im like OMG GREAT!!! I open the door to peek out bc i hear ppl saying "GET OUT" im like WTF im half naked! the doc was standing there and said "let me look real quick while youre undressed then we have to get out" i was like okay! so i jump on the table, spread eagle and show her my leg (its on my inner back of my thigh so i had to spread em, but was wearing panties) she looks and looks tells me its a brown recluse spider bite.. yada yada.. well then im telling her about 2 episodes i had where i was bending down and a huge buldge shot out of my stomach and i cramped all bad until i pushed it back in.. which is obv an abdominal wall hernia.. and about that time the door FLIES OPEN and its a fully dressed out fireman !!! and im half naked!!! I was like O M G!!!!!!! he said "GET OUT THERES A FIRE!" i was like DAMN this is NOT How that DREAM GOES!!! lmaooo..  i was like freakin.. the doc was freakin i was grabbing my pants trying to jack them up, we smell the smoke,, im wigging out (were on the 4th floor) .. i go running out the room with my pants at my knees thank God everyone in the building was already evacuated.. the doctor is carrying my shoes and socks and pocket book and we go running down the stairs while im zipping my pants.. shes telling me "you dont need a prescription but you need surgery for that hernia asap!!!" im dieing laughing at me with no shoes on running out the building zipping up and theres a huge crowd outside and firemen.. it was CRAZY. So i got out of paying the 20 dollar co-pay, flashed a fireman, and learned i have to have surgery, ugh!!! but it was quite hilarious none the less! i called my mom and said "ONLY I Would be getting an exam and a firemen break in the room screaming fire!" lol.. DRAMA FOLLOWS ME i swear its crazy. .life in the day of jen!  p.s( mary send me dr lovettes info im gonna call and see if he can do that for me.. might as well get tucked if i have to have more stomach surgery ugh!) Love yall!!!! hope yall had a merry christmas and that 2008 is better than you can imagine!!! XOXO

What a funny story! Sounds like something that would happen to me! Good luck with the surgery and have a wonderful new year!

OMG   Trent and I are dying laughing. He had a bite on his hand several years ago, and it still flares up.  But on your inner thigh...just where were you young lady that bugs could get between your legs?  I'm glad your getting your tummy fixed. So, tell me, how did the fireman look?  I bet he was grinnin'.  Just imagine the story he had to tell. Deb

LOL! I honestly thought this was going to be one of your jokes. Obviously not, lol. Damn girl, does anything in your life go smoothly? I can't imagine having something like that happen. I hope everything is OK with the spider bite, I know those things can get nasty and where it is located is not a good place, although I'm sure the spider enjoyed it, lmao. I go tomorrow for a CT to see if I have a hernia, also. I have been having a lot of hurting right below  and to the left side of my belly button near my groin ,that doubles me over to where I can't stand up straight or even walk. Dr. Bour thinks it might be a hernia, not what I wanted to hear after having my tummy tuck, and I just hope if it is and I have to have surgery that they can go into my TT scar. Plus I feel like my rectum is falling out, I know TMI, lol. So I need to have that checked out soon too. All of this started before my TT and I should have had it checked out before now but somethings are more important in life, lol. Anyway, here is Dr, Lovetts' info: Upstate Plastic Surgery 301 The Parkway Greer, SC 29650 968-0168 Good luck and welcome back, lol. Do you think you were the talk of the day at the fire station? LMFAO Love Ya! Mary

I am laughing my ass off.  Like Mary, I was waiting for the punch line :)  My husband never believes the stories I tell him about you, he thinks I make them up.  I told, who can possibly make up these kind of things ???    Poor Jen, of all places for that spider to get to, but I'm with Deb - I want to hear the rest of the story of what you were up to  for that spider to get where he got.  .   Hope you have better (uneventful) day. MUAH!!!

Oh Jen,    Thanks for the smiles this morning.  That is the wildest story ever.  I bet you were looking for the candid camera people.    Have a happy new year and I hope to get to see you in 2008 Mary F

Jennifer that is one of the funniest stories ever.  I love your blogs because when you write them...I can actually visualize everything happening.  OMG!  What a funny story.  I hope everything is ok. Glad to see you back on the boards. Thanks for sharing........It's finally FRIDAY!!! YEAH!! Angela

Jen. OMG only you my friend, I laughed so hard till I almost peed on myself. I have to go see Dr. Bour on the 7th after lunch, they rescheduled me, did you make your appt??? Patti

Hey Jen, What a story you had me laughing my butt off. You will have to journal this story to share with your family (kids etc) later in life.  Hope all goes well for you. Keep us posted. HAPPY NEW YEAR   Cathy

you always have the MOST "fun"  Im jealous!