The Purina Diet

The Purina Diet

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart

and

was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh?

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I

probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time.

But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes

everywhere and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to

load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every

time

you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to

try it

again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now

enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing

behind

her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog

food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking

my butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy standing behind her was going to

need help as he staggered to the door laughing.