Office Humor Anyone??

TOP 25 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS

 

~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

~ Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

 

~ Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.  (this one  is my favorite)

 

~ We put the "k" in "kwality."

 

~ A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

 

~ If at first you don't succeed, try management.

 

~ Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

 

~ Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

 

~ The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

~ Hang in there--retirement is only thirty years away!

 

~ Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

 

~ A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

 

~ Indecision is the key to flexibility.

 

~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.

 

~ You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.

 

~ Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

 

Have a great day!

 

~ Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.  --for some reason i think my employees would like this one.. lol.. cute post thanks for the laugh!

Too funny....you are back in the work force now...lol... I have a crazy week this week but am going to meet you for lunch next week.  Can you do Tuesday???? 

Tuesday sounds great but remind me.  I swear..lately I would lose my head if it weren't attached!